#rose grayson

leverage 4.13

imagine driving on your merry way and then you look out the window and some guy is clinging for dear life onto the side of your car

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hardison being so excited to take parker to a robot fighting match I cannot he’s so pure

+ parker trying so hard to act interested because she doesn’t want to hurt his feelings

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parker being friends with peggy and going to brunch and stuff with her

I’m so proud

+ also her being a great friend and offering to scope out the situation before her friend’s blind date

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parker practically begging sophie for advice

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parker wanting to help her friend and sophie and tara dropping their girl’s night to help parker

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“Really? That’s the first place you look? The pillows?”

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“safety was off” “not to a grifter” DAMN

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tara picking glass out of sophie’s hair

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parker is trying so hard to be a good friend I CANNOT

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parker pretending to be drunk and talking about cats

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“can you read my microexpression?”

they’re flirting, your honor

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“parker” “T H E PARKER?”

she’s so well known and respected and WE LOVE TO SEE IT

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peggy being a badass with a frying pan

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“tHaT kNiFe WaS pArT oF a SeT!!!”

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the FUCK did the guys get up to during this episode ???

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hardison running away from a pack of dogs: “whO NEEDS THIS MANY DOGS”

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Hardison: Oh, let me guess. It’s a picture of another handsome dude. (kicks at dogs) Aah! Aah! (looks at phone) Okay, it’s a bomb. Um... whoa.

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them throwing the bomb out the window, “fireworks” technically going off, and sophie and tara drinking like they fucking should after everything

+ poor hardison still freaking out over the phone

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Mattingly: So, I guess what you’re saying is that sometimes bad guys... don’t have to be so bad.

somETIMES THE BAD GUYS ARE THE BEST GOOD GUYS

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THE LESBIAN COP WAS BACK Y E S MY CROPS HAVE BEEN WATERED

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leverage 4.11

nate: “you wanna skip the ‘behold my genius’ part and just skip to what you found?”

bruh chill ,,, people need to appreciate hardison more

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bruh I’m a psych major and I’m going to go to grad school for it eventually and my skin is CRAWLING these experiments were so unethical it hurt to watch

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nate: you ever go quail hunting, hardison

hardison: do I LOOK like I go quail hunting?

eliot: lemme ask him something, HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU GO QUAIL HUNTING?

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FUCK YEAH LESBIAN COP I LOVE IT

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Hardison: “He's just a kid, Nate. How bad could it get?”

Nate: “How many grown men said that about you while you were raining digital fire down on their lives?”

Hardison: *laughs* “Now I'm nervous.”

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EW WHAT THE FUCK ELIOT JUST CRACKED AN EGG AND PUT IT IN HIS CUP AND D R A N K IT YALL NASTY

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parker with the zapper

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the scene where it shows how parker can tell what numbers are being punched into the lock without actually seeing them? genius

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the contrast between parker and hardison at the party and eliot at the homeless shelter

poetic cinema

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parker hyping hardison up about his video games even though she doesn’t really care for it

she cares for HIM and if it makes him happy it’s important to her

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sophie: “that actually worked?”

hardison: “no. but the fact that she thought it would work, that worked.”

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eliot: “if this country was known for keeping its promises we wouldn’t need the marines” FUCKING SAVAGE

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“they had me at food” bruh that’s so sad

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eliot having to let the guy tase him with an annoyed/resigned look on his face

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Interrogator: You ever count them?

Eliot: Counted what?

Interrogator: You know. The people you've killed?

(Eliot doesn’t answer)

Interrogator: Give me a ballpark. It's got to be a big number, right?

Eliot: You think asking me about my past is gonna open up old wounds? Maybe put me off balance a little? Make me easier to break?

Interrogator: I'm just trying to get to know you better. Why does that question make you so nervous? Is that what all this is for you? Are you trying to punish yourself for the things you've done?

(Eliot doesn’t answer)

Interrogator: I think that's it. I think the reason why you won't give me your word and walk out that door is 'cause you think you deserve to be here.

Eliot: What do you want to know? Names? Dates? Locations? (softly) You want to know what food was on their breath? Their eyes – what color their eyes were? You want to know the last words they spoke? You want to know which ones deserved it. Or, better yet, the ones that didn't? Do you want to know which ones begged? Do you know why I remember these things?

Interrogator: I don't know.

Eliot: You don't know? 'Cause I can't forget. So there's nothing you can do, no punishment you can hand out that's worse than what I live with every day. So, to answer your question, no. No, I haven't counted. I don't need to.

Interrogator (shaken): All right, we're -- we're done for the day

man this monologue gave me the CHILLS

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eliot suffering through the comms at night and parker bringing coats to all the participants the next day

I know that was technically part of the con but still

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PARKER WAVING A WHITE FLAG IN THE DOORWAY AFTER SHE AND HARDISON GOT IN A FIGHT GOD I LOVE HER

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eliot & co. dropping E V E R Y T H I N G to save hardison

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eliot’s whole ‘four minutes to change your mind about torture’ like I GET IT you love hardison

+ that shouldn’t have been as hot as it was

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parker swooping in time save her bf

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“should I tell him it’s the age of the geek?”

“he’ll figure it out eventually”

*parker kicks the asshole frat boy in the head*

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eliot: what do you think

lesbian cop who I am in love with: *splashes coffee on the wall* there, perfect

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