#ror hc

Also what figure do you reckon the gods and humans would like? Like thin,muscular,curvy/busty etc

Everyone's preferences are entirely different, unique, and somehow still specific to them. So I won't comment on that. In truth, besides Apollo, I don't think anyone would really care to much on what their human partner's body is like.

The ones that would enjoy the role of protector are Adam, Apollo, Shiva, Hades, Raiden, Indra, Jack, Kojiro, Beezlebub (though he says he wants them more independent to stay away from him)

The ones that would prefer a more independent partner are Thor, Poseidon, Buddha, Brunhilde, Loki, Susano'o no Mikoto, Leonidas, Tesla

𓄹. ⋮ ❀ lowercase intended. this is only a work of fiction and does not follow any canon events. however, buddha is still a god and you are a gn!demigod who also resides in valhalla. word dump, unedited brain rot. reblogs are much appreciated! ‹𝟹

the way he proposed was not grand, and it didn't need to be. all that mattered was you and him.

it was almost sunset and you were both sitting under this huge tree. there was a calm breeze surrounding the two of you as you close your eyes and bask in the gentle sunlight like what you usually do when you feel happy and content. buddha knows this all too well.

he smiles at the sight of it. 'you look the most beautiful when you're like this: happy and at peace beside me.' he thinks to himself with a smile plastered on his face.

when he finally found the courage to speak his mind, he blurts it out, plain and simple, short and sweet, as they say. “will you marry me?”

you were taken aback for a second. face painted with a shocked expression, but it quickly turns into adoration as you see that his ears have turned slightly pink, and his twiddling fingers don't go unnoticed either. though his face hides the embarrassment pretty well, his adam's apple bobbing gave it away. “the great buddha-sama.. is asking me to marry him? perhaps i heard wrong—mhm yes i must have heard it wrong. could you repeat that for me, please?”

you said in a chaffing manner. he only lets out a hearty laugh and looks away, shaking his head at your teasing demeanor. but he wasn't mad or anything, in fact he felt more calm than earlier. it was one of the things he liked about you: how carefree, jolly, and lighthearted you were, and how he can easily feel at ease when you're around; how you effortlessly make him fall for you over and over again.

“i'm serious, y/n.” he says in a serious yet playful tone, voice deeper with a knowing smirk on his face. his hand cups your cheek and makes you look at him. slowly, he leans in closer to the point where if you even take a single breath in, he might end up getting sucked in closer and his lips would inevitably find their way on top of yours.

his ministrations ended up getting you flustered this time around, but you have no complaints. he gives emphasis on every word before softly pressing his forehead against yours and gently rubbing your nose with his. “will—you—marry—me?”

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They steal from the rich and give it to the poor, are righteous, noble and compassionate but also mischievous, loves adventure and proud of their abilities in archery, disguise and acrobatics

Buddha thinks it’s hilarious.

Honestly material goods are the root of all suffering in the world, so what better way to rid these pretentious a-holes of that than getting rid of their stuff. His baby is doing a good thing!

He’s been known to help a time of two. Either helping them literally swipe things or just providing a good alibi. He is a god after all, so his word is sound (which is also ridiculous to him).

Hercules cannot condone theft but….he does realize that their heart is in the right place.

So many suffer from so little, while others have so much. Though he has a demi-god now, Hercules remembers what it was like to be hungry & forgotten.

He turns a blind eye to their pillaging ways and instead focuses on the good. His lovers thrill for adventure is what binds them. He has also learned more about archery, which was a lost skill to him, being together. He has just learned to not ask where the arrows came from.

Apollo doesn’t really understand why they are doing it.

If they want something, he will just give it to him. His darling shall have and deserves anything their heart desires. There is no need to steal!

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Not a big post-sex talker, but does take care of them. Has a hot bath prepared for both of them. Curls up in bed. Aware of his touch. Thor wants to be very close to his partner after being intimate. It takes a bit for him to be interested, so when he is he stays that way for a while as well. In case he wants another round.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Control is a sign of resilience and fortitude

Only a mindless beast, or worse human, sprays their seed wherever they like whenever they like.

Therefore, Poseidon is all about control.

This does mean that when he is in the mood to be intimate with his partner, sex will last for hours.

Days even, if you count the days leading up to it with teasing and tantalizing soft touch.

He’s also a sadist. He wants to see his beautiful dove weeping for release. Begging him to be set free.

Of course, Poseidon always lets them cum…..eventually.

With his on release he holds a tighter grasp, and requires a specific manner in which to be touched.

anywaysss can I request headcanons(or scenarios🤔) for Poseidon ror, when his spouse is just obsessed with him like a worshipper? Like he goes "I'm the most perfect god" and they're just like "Yes!!! Yess you are <3 my god:3"

Have a great day!!

Hello! I already did a scenario for this a little with my Tribute piece. But I'm happy to do headcanons.

Initially he found it annoying. Just another one of his fawning disciples begging for his attention or what he as a god could do for them.

After a while though, Poseidon noticed something. They weren’t praying or worshipping him for things. They were worshipping him just to worship. Simply to praise his name. It was confusing.

Poseidon became curious on what he had done to enamor them so. Yes, he is a god and perfect, but no one else had called to him with such fervent loyalty and reverence of just his being.

They are of course shocked and in awe when he comes to them. Falling to their knees, as all good worshippers (and all humans in his opinion) should.

He asked them why they worship him so and they simply answer, “because you are my god.”

It does not answer more of Poseidon’s questions, and in truth just infuriates & creates more curiosity in him more.

So he simply decides to ferry them away to the god realm. To study them, of course.

Time in the god realm does not dissuade their faith though.

Poseidon thought that there may be a part of them, when shown the true might & wonder of the gods, that they might waiver in their devotion for another or become tepid in their faith. They do not.

They profess everyday that Poseidon is still who they love, worship, and admire. To the point that he expects it every day and his ideals on his own godhood get more fanatical as well.

Their praise is a constant comfort to him. He needs no other worshippers as long as he has them.

He feels horrible that you are in pain but isn’t really sure what to do. In his time ‘female pain’ wasn’t taught or talked about, and ashamedly he hasn’t looked to learn about it.

His own pain from getting knocked around in life he can manage, but the pain of another is something they have to deal with on their own; no matter how hard it may be.

The king of get snacks and make a nice nest though. Sasaki is a pro at just taking it easy and lounging in when required.

It physically pains Qin to see other people in distress, particularly those he loves.

Armed with the finest physicians in all of China, Qin had them tend to you night & day until the problem is resolved. Surely there is some herb or tea or potion, with the wisdom of all Chinese medicine, to help with this.

Qin must attend to the needs of China, but makes sure you are never alone. An army of jesters, attendants, cooks, dancers, entertain & tend to your every need until he is finished for the day. Then he is yours again.

As the world’s leading man of knowledge & curiosity, of course Dami knows about what is happening, and when (he has a secret chart), and how to fix it.

But…of course…that would be no fun. Why give someone the answer when they kind find it for themselves? That’s half the benefit of knowledge. Also not every answer is a solution to everyone’s problem.

Of all his brothers, Hades is the most patient.

He is willing to wait on the right person, and when that person is ready for their relationship to be intimate.

They are dead & he is a god. They have nothing but time now.

When they do tell him that they are ready, Hades makes every effort to make sure it is special.

He makes sure that the bed is pristine & soft. Romantic candles. Flowers. The works.

They are incredibly precious to him, so Hades wants them to know that through every step of this moment.

He takes his time with them.

They have talked about their past experience, what their level of comfort with intimacy had been, and go from there.

Hades wants to not only make sure they are comfortable but also selfishly work them into a frenzy where all they can think of his sex & him.

Remember, he is patient.

Hades has always been fascinating with a person's chest. Where their life's heart is stored.

He plays with their chest and nipples for what must feel like hours. Maybe it has been.

Next is to open them up, which Hades also takes his time with.

Using his fingers and tongue. Exploring for all their sweet spots.

Once he finally enters them, they are so wet and willing that he just slides in. Making love to them instantly in a slow rhythm.