#roofgoat

ft. @djcrumrine @jinkatie @deerghast @igusakat @toodletots @roofgoat

At 11:17 am, we received a call from Ms. Bertram at the Postal Office. One of their carriers reported an irate goat standing on the roof of 1532 White Finch Ln. The Carrier was intimidated by the goat while trying to deliver the mail. It bleated with aggressive intent and seemingly threatened to leap off the roof onto Mrs. Sanchez, the mail carrier. When she moved away from the mail box, Mrs. Sanchez described the goat as "backing off." We've contacted Animal Services as well as the Fire Department. We're treating this in a manner similar to an Unruly Dog. Although my partner here is skeptical as to the possibility of a highly trained Guard Goat stationed on the roof, we both agree that the goat as is poses a threat to itself and others. At the very least, with the forces of the municipality supporting her, Mrs. Sanchez going to deliver the mail. We have the name of the owner of the goat to be Fulton Bellyham but we are unable to reach him. Several neighbors have offered their views regarding the goat commented on the best course to take when approaching the goat. The Rookie over there will be doing the interviewing when we arrive. I'll be setting up the perimeter and rack-on-oitering with the Animal Control people and the Fire Department so as to fully assess the best way to proceed.

Hi! thank you very much, I really enjoyed cosplaying China and will be wheeling her out again for tdotl signings, hopefully with better painted-on stencils, which I didn’t feel I realised properly because I referenced THIS AMAZING ART FROM TUMBLR USER ROOFGOAT! See the tats here.