Broom Closet Protocol
Ron Weasley x reader
⋆â’Ëš.⋆Summary: During late-night prefect patrol, you and Ron hide from Filch, and accidentally fall for each other in the dark.
⋆â’Ëš.⋆Mentions: Slight banter, maybe a little enemies to lovers??, takes place in their 5th year, tight spaces.
“Would it kill you to be on time for once?” you hissed as Ron jogged toward you, out of breath and clearly not sorry.
“It might,” he panted, straightening his robes. “I’m very delicate.”
You rolled your eyes. “You’re five minutes late.”
“You sound like McGonagall if she had a personal grudge against gingers.”
“Oh please,” you muttered, already turning down the corridor.
“If I had a grudge, you’d be in detention every time you opened your mouth.”
“I got hungry. I ran down to the kitchens for a snack.”
“At ten o’clock? During prefect patrols?”
He held up a suspiciously lumpy napkin. “Treacle tart.”
You stared at him in disbelief. “You snuck into the kitchens during your duty hour for dessert?”
Ron blinked. “Would it help if I said I brought extra?”
You wanted to stay mad. You really did
But he shoved a small, warm slice of tart into your hand before you could protest, and—unfortunately—it was really good.
You sighed. “If we get caught wandering the halls with contraband pastries—”
“Filch would throw a fit,” Ron grinned. “Want me to hold the evidence? I’ll swallow it before he gets a chance.”
You smacked his arm. “You’re impossible.”
He smiled, “And you’re uptight.”
“Am not.”
“Are too.”
“Shut up, Weasley.”
Unfortunately, neither of you had time to continue the argument, because that’s when a flickering lantern lit the corridor ahead.
Filch.
His grumbling voice echoed off the walls. “I smell trouble in these halls, I do... late-night wanderers... thievin’ little rats…”
Mrs. Norris appeared first, glowing eyes landing squarely on you and Ron.
“RUN,” you hissed.
“What?!”
“I’m not explaining a stolen treacle tart to McGonagall!”
You grabbed his wrist and sprinted down the corridor, robes flapping behind you.
The nearest door was stuck, but the next one flew open, revealing an old, dark broom cupboard with just enough space for two terrified teens and a guilty-looking pastry.
You shoved him inside. He yanked the door shut just as Filch’s lantern glow swept past.
The silence was immediate—and very close.
And then it hit you. You were pressed chest-to-chest with Ron Weasley.
In a very small space.
With very little room to breathe. Or think. Or form rational thoughts.
“Nice save,” Ron whispered, trying to keep still. “For someone who follows every rule like it’s gospel.”
“Don’t make me regret it.”
You shifted, and your shoulder brushed his. He twitched.
“Sorry,” you whispered.
“S’okay,” he whispered back, voice cracking slightly.
“Not used to...enclosed spaces.”
You raised an eyebrow. “No makeout sessions in broom closets with a special girl yet?”
“Wha-no! Merlin-why would you-?”
You smirked in the dark. “Youre an idiot.”
"You're mean.”
“You’re loud.”
“You’re… really close.”
You suddenly noticed it too. How his voice dropped. How you could feel his heartbeat, or maybe it was yours.
How he smelled like cinnamon and ink and whatever shampoo he barely used.
He huffed, and then there was another beat of silence.
“…You smell nice,” he muttered suddenly.
You blinked. “Excuse me?”
“I said you smell nice,” he rushed out, clearly regretting it.
“Not that I was like, sniffing you or anything- just...you’re kinda right here, and I noticed-”
“I’m aware,” you said, flustered yourself now.
Another long pause. Then, quietly:
“…This is weird, right?”
“The cupboard? Or the part where I’m kinda enjoying this?”
“…Both.”
You risked looking up. Even in the dark, you could tell Ron’s ears were glowing red.
You weren’t sure what possessed you to do it, but you leaned in. Just enough.
Close enough that if either of you breathed too hard, you’d bump noses.
“Do you wanna…” you whispered.
He nodded so fast it made you laugh. Then he stopped your laughter by kissing you.
It was warm and awkward and kind of perfect. Sweet, like treacle tart. Fast, like maybe you’d both chicken out if it lasted any longer.
When you finally pulled away, he let out a breathless, “Blimey.”
Outside the door, Filch’s muttering faded.
Inside, it was very, very quiet.
“Think it’s safe?” Ron whispered.
“Probably.”
Neither of you moved.
“…You gonna let go of my robe?” he added, voice barely above a breath.
“Oh.” You hadn’t realized your fist was still gripping the front of his uniform.
You didn’t let go.
“Y’know,” he murmured, “I used to think you hated me.”
“I still might,” you whispered back.
“Liar.”
Filch’s voice finally disappeared down another corridor.
“We could stay a little longer. Just to be really sure.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Ronald Weasley. Are you asking to hide in a broom closet with me on purpose?”
“...Not asking,” he said, grinning.
“Suggesting.”











