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taking care of your drunk!boyfriend hcs
ft. tsukki, bokuto, kuroo, akaashi
tsukki
tsukki doesn’t drink that much but when he does, he gets SOFT
i don’t mean like he’s crying and all over you
but those things that he only usually thinks? like “wow they’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen”
he SAYS THEM
and he doesn’t realize that he does, he’s really just thinking out loud and so when you’re all flustered at hearing him being so sweet and honest, words that he usually reserves for tender and special moments, he just quirks an eyebrow like “what? did i say something?”
and you pretend like he didn’t, bc you love hearing the things he has to say
taking care of him involves a lot of,,, tough love
he is stubborn and wants to take care of himself
he only lets you take care of him when you’re firm but sweet with him
speaking of, you’re the ONLY ONE that he let’s take care of him
even though it does take some extra coaxing on your part, anyone else would be outright refused except for you
when you go to pick him up or the boys drop him off, they always seem a little extra tired because they’ve been dealing w drunk tsukki without you and he is DIFFICULT
like “we need to bribe him to get into the car” kind of difficult
but they’re really just bribing him with getting to see you
tsukki isn’t a super cuddly or physically affectionate person, but as soon as he sees you he melts
will draw you in for a hug with those long arms of his and just hold you until he starts swaying and you both fall on the ground
the nights end with him passed out in bed and you gently removing his glasses
he never brings it up the next day bc he’s embarrassed, but he thanks you in his own little ways, whether that’s a tender kiss to your temple as you make him something for his hangover, or your favorite flowers the next time he goes out for errands
a knock on the door pulls you from your current task, piquing your interest and making you wonder — isn’t it a little late for them to be back? i figured kei would just stay with kuroo. as you head to the front door, you peek your head through the window to see none other than your tall slightly red faced boyfriend batting away the presumably helpful hand that kuroo is offering him.
as soon as you open the door and tsukki’s eyes land on you, the annoyed and frustrated look on his face melts into one of calm adoration. he takes a step through the threshold, placing a large slender hand on your shoulder, drawing you into his chest and inhaling the scent of your hair.
you look at kuroo over tsukki’s shoulder, suppressing a grin as you see kuroo’s growing. “you should have heard him on the way here, he was so excited to see you,” he comments to you under his breath as he moves to head back to the boys leaning against his car in varying levels of intoxication.
you shoot him a “good luck!” as he walks away before the door slams, blocking kuroo’s retreating back. you try and pull away from tsukki, only to feel him pull you in closer in response.
“those guys were pissing me off,” you hear tsukki’s voice muffled into into your hair. you can’t help but smile at the softness in his voice despite the harshness of his words.
“let’s get you to bed,” you laugh softly, prying his arms ground around your waist and holding his hands in yours between you.
as you go to walk down the hall, tsukki’s grip on your hands tightens as he pulls you back to him, bringing one hand to your check and the other to the small of your back.
he looks at you intensely through his glasses, face slightly flushed, but eyes soft and mouth slipping into a small smile.
“you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen”
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bokuto
i’ve written a bit abt drunk!bo here BUT yk i can always go off abt my hubby
OK SO bokuto is one of those “i’m myself but x100” kind of drunks
he is so excited and enthusiastic about things when he’s in a good mood
but he’s so down in the dumps and sad if he’s in a bad mood
fortunately!! you are always there to manage his moods, whether that’s extreme elation or intense sadness
a smile from you or a squeeze of your hand is all it takes to bring him back to his normal cheerful and exuberant self
BUT i hope that you don’t mind shirtless!bokuto (who could???) bc this man is CONSTANTLY TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF WHEN HE DRINKS
on the rare occasions where he goes out with tanaka, these two get kicked out of places SO FAST for public indecency
taking care of drunk!bokuto is a pretty involved affair
as soon as he sees you or the guys drop him back off to you, he is running full speed toward you, often forgetting his size and underestimating his speed
you’ve learned after the first few times that you need to brace yourself for impact bc he has crashed into you more times than you can count
this often results in you either on your back on the floor, or bo sweeping you up in a giant hug as he squeezes you tightly
the man REFUSES to take care of himself, does not want to eat or drink water until you offer it to him
if you bribe him w a kiss? man will do anything
the reason why he refuses to take care of himself? he just wants to spend time w you and shower you with love and affection!!
you’re trying to brush your teeth? good thing you only need one hand bc bo is holding the other!
trying to fix the bed? good luck bc bo has his arms around your waist and is nuzzling his face into your neck
fortunately, drunk!bo is also very sleepy, so after a lot of hand holding and hugging and wildly affectionate and inappropriate compliments, he is ready to pass out
unfortunately, he’s only able to fall asleep with you in his arms, so i hope your phone is charged!!
also, get ready to take a shower in the morning bc drunk!bokuto DROOLS
it’s ok tho bc he’s so cute abt it in the morning & will DEFINITELY insist on showering w you to help you,,, clean off 👀
a loud cry rings through the neighborhood prompting loud “shhhh” noises from the boys around your boyfriend. you smile in amusement as you look out the front window at the scene before you.
bokuto just dropped his phone as he was getting out of the car and proceeded to drop onto his knees, face buried in his hands as he cries out, “NOO WHAT DID I DO THEYRE GONE KUROO GONEEE,” as he gingerly picks up his phone and looks at the lock screen.
even from your vantage point in the house you can see the barely concealed snicker fhat escapes kuroo’s lips as he gestures to tsukki to help heft the large crying man to his feet.
“bro, i promise [Name] is fine, that’s just your lock screen, they’re in the house.” at this point kuroo pauses and looks up, seeing your face in lit up in the window.
“bo, look! they’re right there! why don’t you go give the door your secret knock and see them?” kuroo says, pointing to you at the window.
of course, you can’t hear this, but you do see the way that bokuto’s eyes light up as he brings his gaze to meet yours, and the wide smile that’s already across his previously tear-stained face.
with that, he is running full speed to the front door, and you barely have time to process the change in mood before you hear your signature shared secret knock on the front door.
laughing in anticipation, you throw the door open at the finish of the knock, only to be wrapped up in two sturdy arms, bo feet your lifting off the ground in his excitement.
finally setting you down, he looks at you with shining eyes, the grin on his face spreading with every passing second.
“i missed you”
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kuroo
so poor kuroo is usually stuck as the designated driver (he switches off with akaashi)
when he does get to drink though? his nerdy and flirty sides come out in the BEST possible way
he loves to use chemistry pick up lines on you, whether you’re out on the town together or you’re cuddled up in your bed after he gets dropped off for the night
you’ll be playing with his hair or he’ll be playing with yours and all of a sudden he’ll pull away and all the warning you’ll get is a slight glint in his eye and the traces of a mischievous smile as he says:
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine
or
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe
as soon as the lines are out of his mouth you can feel heat rushing up your neck and cheeks as your eyes widen slightly
kuroo always laughs gently, a light blush coloring his cheeks as he pulls away
he loves to do this bc it always yields his favorite sight: you flustered and embarassed at his sudden flirtatiousness
kuroo is pretty responsible so you don’t really,,, need to take care of him?
but you DO get to listen to a lot of really entertaining stories about things that have happened throughout the night he spent out with the boys
he likes to lay his head in your lap with his eyes closed as you run your fingers through his hair and gently massage his scalp, humming gently and laughing as he recounts the tales of his night
you WILL have to convince him to go to bed tho bc drunk!kuroo wants to stay up ALL NIGHT and spend time with you, cuddling and watching tv or some movies (he WILL try and convince you to watch a fun documentary)
but you’ll have to resist his charms and pickup lines
he does NOT make it easy on you though
will even go as far as to lay on the ground and make you drag him to your bedroom, barely concealing his laughter
he’ll eventually take pity on you and walk with you to the bedroom, but not before swinging his arm over your shoulder and leaning a bunch of his weight on you (he can’t make it too easy!)
the night always ends with the two of you facing each other, his arm slung over your waist as he traces every inch of your face with his eyes
you hear the loud honk of a horn as you receive a “here” text from your boyfriend. you open the door, not sure what to expect since it’s been quite some time since kuroo actually let loose.
you definitely weren’t expecting a grinning bokuto with his hand around kuroo’s waist as your dark haired boyfriend grinned at you with a mischievous look in his eye.
“[Name]!” bokuto exclaims in his signature booming and excited voice. “Your boyfriend here was practicing lines on me all night to get ready to see you,” he says, laughter in his voice.
“bro, you weren’t supposed to tell them!” kuroo turns to bokuto, eyebrows slightly furrowed, “it was supposed to be a surprise!”
bokuto simply laughs and shakes his head, removing his arm from around kuroo’s waist and going to clap you on the shoulder. “good luck,” he says with a wink before walking back to the car, yelling at a slightly flushed akaashi that “he’s next!”
with bokuto gone, all of kuroo’s attention is on you. the mischievous look on his eye has been replaced by one that’s softer, full of love and adoration. his smile, however, still slightly betrays the rest of his face as he leans in close to you, arm resting on one side of your face as the other goes to his hip.
“You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!” slips past his lips and you can’t help but laugh, heat rushing to your face as you take in his words.
his suaveness, however, falters as he loses his balance and crashes into you through the threshold.
he pulls back from you, face lingering inches from yours as he grins again.
“Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you”
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akaashi
similar to kuroo, akaashi is often the designated driver or signature “responsible friend”
when he DOES go more wild it’s because someone bokuto convinces him to do something crazy for some reason his bachelor party
on those nights where he does participate more in shenanigans, he gets SOFT
not in the same way that tsukki or bokuto get soft, but in a very special way that is Signature Akaashi
the guys will drop him off and they will all be waving and smiling at you, faces soft
akaash’s softness is infectious and inspiring, and all of them are going to go home to their own partners and be extra soft and sweet bc of him and his love for you
akaashi’s love language is quality time, and this is never more obvious than on the nights when you’re taking care of him after a fun night out with the boys
he just wants to be with you, whether that be on the couch as you finish up your book or show, talking to you as you shower for the night, or at the kitchen table as you have a midnight snack
his eyes soften and drink in the sight of you under the bright kitchen lights, or the soft glow of the tv, or through the foggy mirror of the bathroom
anything you ask of him is yours, so taking care of him is very easy
you’re both in bed as soon as you’d like to be, whether that’s one hour or five hours after he gets done with the boys
this is bc all akaashi wants to do is hold you in his arms and look at you, whispering into the quiet space between you how much he loves you and how much you mean to him
he’s not usually big on being very affectionate with his words, so when he says them, you KNOW he means them more than anything
even though he was the one that went out, he’s always the last one to fall asleep bc he wants to memorize the way you look in this exact moment, and tuck it away into his collection of favorite memories
your phone buzzes on the couch next to you, drawing your attention from the show you put on as you wait for your boyfriend to get dropped off.
accepting the phone and bringing it to your ear, you hear the calm and deep voice of the man you know and love.
“hi love, we’re almost to the house,” rings through the speaker. a chorus of “AWWWHS” and “OOOOHS” echo in the background as you hear the unmistakable voices of the boys in the car. a smile tugs at your lips at the shenanigans, and widens at akaashi’s soft chuckle. “see you soon,” you say as you hear the sound of a car pull up.
making your way to the door, you open it to reveal the slightly flushed face of your boyfriend as he gets out of the car, accepting the hand that bokuto offers in assistance.
the softness in akaashi’s eyes is unmistakable as he makes his way toward you, his gaze never straying from your face.
bokuto chuckles behind him, waving briefly at akaashi’s back before walking around to the front of the car.
as akaashi reaches the front step, he wraps an arm around your waist and brings you in for a soft but firm kiss, pulling away with a gentle smile and shining eyes.
the “OOOHS” and “AHHHS” ring out from the car again, but there’s a softness to them.
regardless, you pay them no mind as you look into akaashi’s eyes, a small smile playing on your lips.
“it’s nice to see you too,” you say through a grin.
“i’ve been wanting to do that all night”
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a/n: tysm for reading!! ty @strawbirb for the bokuto idea!! my requests are OPEN. i’m slow but i will get to them! 🥰✨
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