#rolleigns hell

During Night 1's Main Event of WrestleMania, a surprise Alpha in Seth Freakin' Rollins stole Paul Heyman, fucked a ball-bruised Roman with a steel chair, knotted him for the 1-2-3, and Omega Roman, looking like a kicked puppy with fluffy hair and glowing skin, walked out of the building that night a miserable, pregnant man. ;_;

Roman came back the next RAW to confront his Alpha, who proceeded to grope Bron Breakker's titty in his Omega's face as a blatant show of disrespect. A little fight broke out, but it wasn't that glamorous. Remember, Roman is beat up and newly pregnant, guys. He's tired. He goes home for a while.

At one point, Seth and Becky hatch a fake injury plan for Seth so he can take some time off, but the only babysitter they can find who can or will deal with the damn dogs is Roman. This is what happens when you have no friends on the roster. Your pregnant Omega has to come to work and babysit the dogs. He threw up three times the morning of RAW where you saw him get the Samoan drop on Bronson Reed. He did that pregnant, you scrubs! I think, like how Samoan skulls are weapons of mass destruction, Omega wombs are indestructible, especially in Roman's bloodline. Let me demonstrate:

How many times did Bronson Reed wear a Tribal Thief shirt? They tried to make it all about shoes, but Roman didn't give a shit about shoes. He signed the shoes and gave them away. So if the shoes don't really matter, what is Bronson Reed really trying to steal?

I say he tried, several times, to abort that Omega's baby with each Tsunami.

But Omega Roman Reigns has a womb that's indestructible, and now Alpha Seth's about to be a father. Roman's due date is sometime in January, I think.

Seth probably allowed Bronson to be rough on Roman knowing damn well it wouldn't make any difference, but he was still an asshole for letting it happen, LOL.

This is why I've been on an Alpha Seth/Omega Roman kick. That's how their story has been unfolding for me organically. There were even (false) rumors that Roman was having another baby earlier this year, and that just fucked with me more. It had me like, "yeah, of course he's having a baby. He's pregnant and it's Seth's."

Aww, Roman missed babysitting the dogs so much that he's going to Paris with them. How quaint.

I post a lot about fanfiction, but I haven't linked any here yet, have I? Since I wrote for a Tumblr-specific challenge, I would like to share what I did. Each link goes to AO3, and all of it is Rolleigns.

La Petite Mort | Theme: Threats | Rated: M | Rolleigns feat. Incubus Seth | I’m coming for you, love. Don’t try to fight me...

When Love Bends the Earth | Theme: Stuck | Rated: T | Rolleigns | “I love you,” Roman said against the soothing surface of Seth’s lips, before bruising his mouth again with possessive suction. He didn’t want to hear Seth’s fucking mouth, which often lured Roman into his web like a black widow, just to bite his lover’s head off again with steel fangs and a fucking cackle. “I love you so much I can’t stand it. You hear me?”

A Little Foreplay First | Themes: Omegaverse, Nipple Play, Shower Sex | Rated: E (18+ Adults Only!) | Alpha Seth Rollins/Omega Roman Reigns | Breathless and pent up, Roman caved to his Alpha’s preference, allowing himself to be seated on the bench, knees apart and spread wide open while Seth sank to his knees, feasting his eyes on perfection.

Yup, still thinking about how Roman got the crowd chanting "Fuck Seth Rollins!"

I aspire to the level of pettiness it takes to get an entire crowd chanting "fuck you!" to your ex. Roman's so ready to go dog walking on Sunday.

I feel like the answer to this question changes every week. Still, most recently, I had a silly idea after watching a few videos about Disney villains, mainly how I think Seth Rollins would kill it as Maleficent. It's that mega diva vibe and evil laugh, yo.

So naturally, my mind wandered toward Roman Reigns as Sleeping Beauty, and Mox as Prince Philip bleeding for another wrestling promotion.

So I watched Seth impregnate his Omega in the ring about three and a half months ago. Roman must be in his second trimester by now.