#rolelay meme

😘 with a kiss on the forehead 🥳 whilst they’re celebrating something 😢 when my muse is crying 😭 when both our muses are crying 🤬 after an argument 🥶 because it’s cold 😴 whilst your muse is asleep 💤 as my muse falls asleep 🤑 as thanks for something 🤝 to say hello 👋 to say goodbye 🤏 whilst tickling them 🤛 after mine’s been in a fight 🤜 after yours has been in a fight 👏 to congratulate them 💪 lifting them off the ground 💃 as they dance together ☂️ in the rain 🐓 because they’re afraid 🍀 whilst wishing them luck 🍻 when drunk 🎬 whilst watching a movie 🎆 whilst watching fireworks 🛋 on a sofa 🛏 in bed ❤️ whilst confessing their love 🔙 from behind

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yellow “dibs” [text] i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles coz i put all the bibles in the fiction section [text] i remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4. [text] Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet than what i had before going out, about $1000 more [text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? [text] First off: I’m drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren’t a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down [text] I’m a gentleman, chivalry is what i do, i’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i’ll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at mario kart [text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree” [text] Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again [text] awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? [text] Are the still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? [text] We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwich... [text] my dog ran away and came back with a marijuana plant. what are you going tonight? [text] I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me. [text] Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbours changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex” [text] I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome. [text] Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes [text] why are there goldfish crakcers all over my bed? [text] Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it’s so cute. [text] A lesson I leaned in the hospital... when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

01 What is your muse’s sense of humour like? What’s their favourite joke? How do they react to humour from people around them? Can they laugh at themselves? 02 Do they believe in aliens? Have they ever seen a UFO? 03 How do they feel about the environment? Are they at one with nature? An eco-warrior? 04 How well do they work in a team? Do they cooperate well with others or prefer to work alone? 05 What is their favourite food? In their opinion, what’s the best kind of comfort food? What would they eat if they wanted to treat themselves? 06 How do they like to be kissed? What do they do with their hands while they’re kissing? 07 How easily do they grant forgiveness? How would they go about trying to earn forgiveness if they were in the wrong? 08 What activity will make your muse nostalgic for their childhood? 09 What is their favourite animal? 10 What is their cocktail of choice? 11 Have they ever been skinny-dipping? Would they in the future? 12 What kind of education did they receive? Did they enjoy their school days? 13 What’s your muse’s favourite thing about their hometown? How often do they go back? 14 What’s their self-image like? Do they like their body? What makes them feel good in their skin? 15 What were they like as a child? What hobbies or passions did they have? 16 What fears do they have? Are they irrational or was there an event that prompted the fear? 17 What are they like when texting? Do they write in full, grammatically-correct sentences or text speak? Do they use emojis? 18 Do they have many regrets in life? If they could go back in time to change one choice they made, what would it be? 19 Favourite ice-cream favour? 20 Can they play chess? If so, how good are they? Do they enjoy it? 21 Does your muse bake? Do they enjoy the process or the results more? 22 What do they do after a long day if they need to relax? How do they spend their days off? 23 What are their relationships with their grandparents like? 24 How big is their extended family? Are they close? How often do they speak or see one another? 25 What is their go-to fancy-dress outfit? Do they enjoy dressing up? 26 How do they take their coffee? 27 How do they show love? 28 How healthy are they? Are they conscious of keeping fit or maintaining a healthy diet? 29 Do they wear makeup? 30 How easily do they make friends? What’s a surefire way to kick-start a friendship with them? 31 How tech-competent are they?

‘You will join me for dinner...That's not a request!’ ’Oh, it's hopeless. She's so beautiful, and I'm...Well, look at me!’ ’I asked nicely, but she refuses’ ’I mean, what does she want me to do? Beg?’ ’I'm just fooling myself. She'll never see me as anything...but a monster. It's hopeless’ ’Fine! Then go ahead and starve!’ ’Who does she think she is?’ ’Come on out and fight!’ ’Were you in love with her?’ ’Did you honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me?’ ’Let me go! Let me go! Please, don't hurt me! I'll do anything! Anything!’ ’I was trying to be hospitable’ ’Don't you see?’ ’It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair’ ’Couldn't keep quiet, could we?’ ’Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we?’ ’It was you, wasn't it?’ ’Who could ever learn to love a Beast?’ ’After all this time, he's finally learned to love’ ’The whole town's talking about it’ ’I was trying to be hospitable’ ’Hello. Is anyone here?’ ’I’ll not have you making up such wild stories’ ’H-How did you find me?’ ’Oh, your hands are like ice’ ’We got get you out of here’ ’I want you to leave this place’ ’Who's done this to you?’ ’No time to explain. You must go. Now’ ’I won’t leave you’ ’What are you doing here?’ ’Who's there? Who are you?’ ’Please, I'll do anything’ ’There's nothing you can do’ ’Take me instead’ ’You don't know what you're doing!’ ’You must promise to stay here forever’ ’Come into the light’ ’I won't let you do this!’ ’You didn’t even let me say goodbye’ ’I warned you never to come here’ ’I didn't mean any harm’ ’Do you realise what you could have done?’ ’Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute’ ’If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!’ ’Well If you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened’ ’If you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!’ ’Now, hold still. This might sting a little’ ’By the way, thank you for saving my life’ ’It's obvious there's a spark between them’ ’You what? How could you do that?’ ’Because... I love her’ ’It's true, I tell you!’ ’I might be able to clear up this little misunderstanding’ ’You... you came back’ ’Oh, this is all my fault. If only I'd gotten here sooner... ’ ’You'll be all right. We're together now. Everything's going to be fine. You'll see’ ’At least... I got to see you... one last time’ ’No. No! Please! Please! Please don't leave me! I love you’

[sms] you done for the day? [sms] shopping later? [sms] oh! are they close enough for a photo? [sms] could we talk at some point today please? [sms] i hear you moving [sms] good job with the self care [sms] are you free? [sms] i’m finding this hard today [sms] nothing is working [sms] i’m going to throw this computer out the window soon [sms] naked! [sms] good job you ❤️ [sms] that was super speedy! [sms] have you fallen asleep? [sms] have you eaten [sms] is your phone lost to the world? [sms] i’ll think about it [sms] i have cocooned myself [sms] i missed you [sms] her face kind of scares me [sms] it’s hard to relax when someone is watching you [sms] sorry i was looking at baby hamsters, hence the slow reply [sms] don’t be scared [sms] what do you want for dinner? [sms] would you prefer a hot chocolate, mocha, latte, americano, vanilla latte? x [sms] i’m running out of battery [sms] i’ll not be done on time [sms] everything is unresolved [sms] i’m very cross [sms] here! come now! please!

‘I hate to disappoint you but it's in my DNA’

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