#roided man

It starts with curiosity 😉😈

Yo bro! If you wanna roll with the big dogs, hit the gym, man. I ain't lifting for ya, but I got your back. You'll need all the hype you can get… Bro, your crush might as well be your kid! You're rocking a size 38, he's chilling in a size 32.

So, you're chillin' in the car for like thirty minutes. What’s the deal, bro? You got cash, a solid crew, so why’re you chasing some dream? You see those dudes heading to the gym. They're all young and jacked, man. You ditch the jacket to look a bit more laid back. You take a deep breath. The dude at the front desk is kinda cute, but he’s also a sweaty mess. Maybe it’s that artificial shirt of his. "Yo, I’m Kevin, what’s up?" You take another breath and say, "I'd like to sign up for training…"

Yo, next week’s rollin' in. You've hit the gym four times, bro. Your nerves are chillin'. You've even shot the breeze with some of the jacked dudes here. Kevin gives you a nod and says, “Mr. Clifton, you're killin' it, this training's totally workin'!” You flash a smile and toss ten bucks in the tip jar.

Yo, bro, you’ve been hitting the gym morning and night, right? Cardio to start, then pumpin' iron later. You’re feeling like a beast! Work’s kinda mid though… some dudes think you’re slacking. You’re already peeping job listings, huh? At least Kevin’s got your back. He’s like, "Last customer, Mr. C? Don’t go too hard! And what’s with the showers after every sesh? You’ll just sweat again!" You laugh and say clean vibes are just your thing. Kevin laughs, takes a whiff of his armpit, and goes, "Not for me, man!" then gives you a bro handshake to peace out.

Dude, it’s been like a month since you jumped into this gig. Feels like forever ago, right? Now you’re rockin' it as a sales dude at that supplement spot. Sure, the bucks could be tighter, but hey, discounts on all the goodies! Gotta hustle though, 'cause rent's still a thing. So now you’re also the janitor here at the gym. Makes sense, bro—you're here like 24/7. "Yo, Kev, all good?" "For sure, bro," Kevin shoots back. You tell him he can bounce for the day. Last dude’s already split. Time to hit the weights a bit more, then just mop up and straight up organize. Seven hours from now, it’s back to open the gym, man.

Yo, Big Bro, don't you wanna hit the shower before work? Kevin's such a softie. Your clients are jacked bodybuilders, not puny dudes like him. They dig that fresh sweat smell and love when your sweat-drenched tank slaps their chest during a chest bump. "That's my concern, bro! Need anything else? How about I grab some of that sick new stuff from Russia?" Kevin just laughs it off. He's got that natural bodybuilder vibe. Sure, you were too, but you don’t get those monster arms just from curls. "No worries, little bro! I’ll swing by at 8:00 p.m. to take over!"