#rohil

“Yeah last time it was a little sad”

“Maybe shes just watching out for your health. Less syrup. Less sugar”

*in the Taco Bell drive thru*

*opens gift with hot sauce in it*

“Don’t call me Elizabeth anymore.”

“Elizapesto.”

“Ew.”

“Pestobeth.”

“You just pretend you are an ambulance”

“Not I’m a paramedic in a ambulance. I am an ambulance”

“Hello. Yes. Are you injured? Come inside. And then you carry them into the hospital”

“You don't have any stretchers”

“You ARE the stretcher”

“Just lay them on the floor in the back. Don't roll around too much. Don't bleed everywhere”

“You don't even have that.”

“You don't have a floor?”

“The visual on this is terrible.”

“It honestly is”

“I already have trouble maitening any skin.”

“A mustache isn't skin. Its hair follicles.”

“Just transplant a mustache onto your face”

“NO”