#rohanpoll

Everyone pretends it didn't happen and they ride off. He'll borrow another sword

They all laugh. They're good friends and everyone messes up sometimes

No worries, he taught Firefoot a sick trick to kick it back up to him

All fall silent. They brace for the Wrath of the Marshal

Several men jump off their horses to pick it up for him

They tut and sigh. It happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Time for a better baldric

Is something he bragged about, but probably didn't happen, there's no proof

Was witnessed and confirmed by many, and sung about for generations

Hes not sure he really did it. Witnesses were busy running. He didnt tell anyone

Deformed story that originally involved two juvenile boars and a roasting spit

Entirely made up to compensate for the time he dropped his sword

Beloved

Stinky fart / Firetoot

Pony

Oats head

Gorgeous

Bro

[Something entirely unpronounceable except for native Rohanese speakers]

My Lord

It's a just a horse. He rides another one.

Thoroughly researches the disease and argues with healers on the best cure

Spends nights with him in the stables, sleeping on the hay until he gets better

Gets mad at everyone but won't admit why

Gets drunk on mead and cries

Hijacks the kitchens to cook up tailored meals with peak equine nutrition

Starts planning an elaborate horse funeral

Trusts that he will be fine with some pats and a bit of rest

Everything smells like horse, including her husband

Éowyn's stew is a delicacy compared with other local specialties

There's no wifi

It's maddeningly windy all the time outside (and inside smells like horse)

Nobody speaks Westron and Rohanese grammar makes zero sense