#rogueworm

1. people that can’t drive.  you have a blinker.  freaking use it.

2. “philly” cheese steaks that aren’t actually from philly, nor do they resemble ACTUAL philly cheese steaks in any way, shape or form.  just call it a cheese steak.  don’t add on philly unless you’re gonna do it right

3. when people touch my neck.  i hate it.  don’t do it

4. slow walkers

5. jake paul

these change literally every week lol so here are today’s

1. anything joe biden related will never be not funny

2. guess I’ll die (especially when used for incredibly minor inconveniences)

3. millennials are killing _______

4. the babadook is gay culture

5. no fear // one fear

Bonus: oh worm?