For once, she doesn’t have an ulterior motive for striking up a conversation with this dude --- she likes his jacket, and that’s the whole story. But a hook like that is near worthless, and that stupid slogan is just that: stupid.
So she waves frantically at him from across the lobby, then takes it into her own hands and strides across to him. “ Hey! You know that other team was making total fun of you, buddy? Calling you ‘stupid’ for picking a ‘bad’ weapon. I thought you should know. ”
— @roccoroller 💚‘d.












