SO.

Recently, my friend Robyn made a Tumblr. (http://elementary-my-dear-data.tumblr.com/)

Robyn is an excellent individual who is a pleasure to have on my dashboard. 

Robyn's not exactly a Tumblr n00b because she creeps a few blogs of her choice on a daily basis. 

REASONS WHY ROBYN IS AWESOME AND WORTHY OF A PLACE ON YOUR DASHBOARD

Robyn has a butt of character. It's bouncy, large, and... inviting. It'll be an excellent addition to your database of commendable booty. 

Robyn made me a devil's trap skirt for Christmas. It's fabulous.

Nudity doesn't offend Robyn. Prance around topless in front of her; she'll smile supportively and hold your bra until you're ready to put it on again.

Robyn doesn't wear pants.

Now, I'm not a bastard son of a telemarketer and an insurance salesman, so I'll tell you a few of Robyn's flaws as well. 

Robyn has a boyfriend. A tangible boyfriend. A boyfriend who loves her back and actually knows of her existence. So she's already living the dream of 99% of people on this website. Dat ho.

Despite having Tumblr for only a few days, Robyn's theme is already three hundred times prettier than mine. 

Sometimes, Robyn wears cat-ears to school. I don't know if this constitutes as a flaw, but I feel like it's something that needs to be addressed.