#robotiism

Also I would appreciate you baring with me should my speech patterns seem irregular as I am incapable of speaking in person so I suppose I'm getting used to speaking here. Thank you.

OKAY I CAN BARELY STOP ITCHING MYSELF LONG ENOUGH TO TYPE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’M GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // You’re nice // You’re mean // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

no one said being you was easy either, just that theyre alike.

hows my favorite android doing today

Good enough list of people to greet I think. Hey, I’m Chad, I’m also an asshole and apparently I talk too much (which I think is total bullshit, but it’s a pretty popular opinion so who am I to judge? The answer is it’s totally my place to judge. I don’t talk too much).  What are your pronouns, name, and one wish you’d make if you knew it’d come true? Feel free not to answer the last question, I’m just trying to make conversation rather than trying to small talk with “hi my name is ___” because that tends to end really quickly.

youre really cute and innocent, and you really like making people happy!