#robin 5

Damian’s prosthetic spine is my Roman Empire

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tim drake leaving robin/vigilanteism does not fit that mf charcater ok, that bitch went around the world being a vigilante because he was crashing out after robin being taken. AND DAMIAN SHOULDVE GONE TO COLLEGE AND HE SHOULD BE A DOCTOR HES WAS SO CLOSE TO ESCAPING HIS FAMILY LEGACIES AND NOW HES GIVING UP HIS LIFE FOR THIS SHIT AND I HATE IT. MY BABY SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE AND LIVE FOR HIMSELF, NO IM NOT PROHECTING FUCK OFF

also we all know that something awful will happen and tim will go back to being a vigilante so please for the love if god why cant damian have anything nice

he can study medicine just like his mama😭😭😭

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

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Hey I saw your other ask saying you found it but I'm always up to rec this fic so please allow me to use your ask as an excuse!