#robertopattinson

favorite food

hmmmm fuck, that's actually quite hard for me to decide because i LOVE food, i really like everything that contains chicken, specially curry chicken and, when it comes to junk food, pizza and chips are my favorite (but not plain ones, those suck) 

three of your top otp's

1) Charles/Erik (from X-Men)

2) Lisbeth/Mikael (from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)

3) Tenth/Rose and also Roes/Drugs (from Doctor Who)

favorite band

probably arctic monkeys (light of my life) or the smiths (fire of my loins)

favorite fic

hahHAhahahHA!!  i really don't know, i'm gonna confess something, i'm not really a fic person tbh i can recognize the value of a fic, of course, and it amazes me how talented some people are when it comes to writing but it really isn't my cup of tea, i never SEARCH for fics you know, the only time i do read them is when someone sends me one or when it's written by a friend of mine

favorite fic author

read the above reply pls

ham or bacon

i hate both tbh the only time i do like bacon is when it's all crispy and delicious on a burger

your favorite band breaking up / TV show ending or you having no internet connection for a year

though it would still be awful, definitely band breaking up, i'd still have all the older songs to listen to and i could still appreciate everything as much as i used to

if it were the tv show scenario i'd have no closure because i didn't know how it would have ended and i'd cry for days

as for the internet thing, i'm not even gonna comment, i think it's pretty obvious how i'd feel

what is the function of a rubber duck? 

FUN FUN FUN! i never had one but, judging from the happiness on every single kid that gets to play with one, i'm assuming it's pretty damn entertaining 

describe your position as you're reading this

absolutely awful, i'm like hunched over my computer, i should really start training my posture

how tall are you?

1,64 m, not very tall

do you love me?

i can tell you that but it's gonna cost ya

you dtf? if so, don't call me slut, if no, fuck off i didn't want you anyway

not really man, i'm pretty tired, maybe next time?

what would you do if you woke up one morning covered in blood with a severed horse head in your bed?

sounds like a normal morning to me

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now it's time for my lovely question