#rob_mcfeters

All I thought about when I saw this was "jorts" and "Rob would make these".

By: rob_mcfeters on 3/3/2009 5:29:52 PM I used to smoke while I would take a shit. Yea, it was awesome. I would feel a shit coming, so I would hurry, grab the vodka...make a cosmo...grab my pack of Virginia Slims and just party on the toilet. Off to other matters: OUR LIST OF LABELS JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING WITH EACH POST. COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S RECYCLE SOME. I'M DOING MY PART AND I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! :| ONE MORE THING: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Last night I had a dream. It was magnificent. I dreamed I received an invitation. An invitation from a man. A man named Rob. We spoke on the telephone. Miami to Seattle, what a connection. In his soothing voice he said, "Come son, come." I loaded my car with a Playstation 2™ and a blanket. I left home. The trip was a blur. It went by quickly and I did not stop to see Kyle Phillips. I arrived to skyscrapers and clear weather. He lives on a hill. A knock. An embrace. Why are you eight feet tall Rob_Mcfeters? Why is your wife brown and eight feet tall Rob_Mcfeters? We had to go pick up meat so we went to the trains. You paid a machine twenty dollars for a train ticket. Asshole. I slept on the train and I woke up without a shirt on. My back stuck to the leathery seat. We made it back to your apartment, but with no meat. That night I slept soundly at your bedside. I woke up, but I was no longer in my perfect dreamworld. I love you dad. :(