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THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.

55. Your muse says they hate mine.

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“What did you do before?” she asked, looking into the tamed fire that the survivors had made.  For the most part, the survivors were settled into the island, they settled into their new routine of gathering fruits, hunting, fishing, trying to signal for passing boats or planes that just... were non existent.  Rapunzel slightly peered over toward her, eyebrows slightly raised.  “Before the crash, I mean?”

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“Hold on tight, this ride is a wild one. Make no mistake, the day will come when you can’t cover up what you’ve done.”

“------------It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.”

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

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send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;send ✺for a sassy text

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[Text; Sass Sister] i hate disney movie parents???

[Text; Sass Sister] ‘oh its for your own gooood im doing this bc i loooove you’

“Say it once, and we fuckin’ get it.” John agreed easily. “The rest is just… Excessive and stupid more or less.”