#roach cooking

FOODS & DRINKS

Breakfast

Orange Marmelade

Breakfast in Bed with Doug

Breakfast in Bed with Ed

Whipped Seaweed Breakfast

Good French Bread

Roach’s Peanut Paste

Lunch

Brain Couscous

Queen Soup

Captain Hornigold’s seafood soup

Snake (well tenderized, you could be a chef)

Sammy/Sandwich for the trip

Some of the Crew (young and succulent)

Republic of Pirates Street food Lobster

Dinner

Enby Dinner Smorgasbord

Rabbit (well tenderized, you can barely taste the shit)

Monsieur Prawn’s Dinner

Little Plates (Tapas)

A fine fish

A rat terrier named ‘Pepper’

Finger Foods at the Widow Bonnet’s Art Show

The slop we can afford

Gravy Basket (whatever that is exactly)

Ned the Leopard’s Chicken

Childhood Trauma Goose

Spanish Jackie's a la Carte

Favorite of all the Horses Family Dinner (followed by emotional connection desert)

Tea Time

40 Orange Glaze Cake

Yummy Lavender Soap

Raw Seagull

Another Toe (Carrot Cake in Fondant)

Candied Melon Silk Moth

Drinks

Calypso’s Birthday Cocktails

(Lavender) Tea with a Dollop of Milk and Seven Sugars

Sleepy Chamomile Tea

Haunted Island Coconut Cocktails

Republic of Pirates Coconut Cocktails

Free Drinks for Sea Gods

Blood

Juice from the Nose Jar (nutty)

Izzy’s “Emotional Support” Bottle

Give me Drinks or give me Death (Zheng Style)

Lime Ricky

Lighthouse Fluid

new hyperfixation acquired: the food and drinks mentioned/seen in Our Flag Means Death

Since I am procrastinating I might as well write up some of the recipes for you. Hey, they might be useful for any season finale parties you are planning.

Today we are starting out with

POORLY MIXED DRINKS more specifically:

Lime Ricky

Blood

an assortment of teas

bonus: somewhat creative interpretation of Juice from the Nose Jar

LIME RICKY more commonly known as a Lime Rickey, but don't tell Prince Ricky

time: 10 min difficulty: easy makes: 4 glasses recipe stolen from: https://www.thespruceeats.com/lime-rickey-908792

ingredients:

240 ml lime juice (freshly pressed if you are fancy and/or a minor prince)

70g of sugar (because of who I am as a person I refuse to acknowledge the existence of simple syrup, which the original recipe uses instead)

400ml seltzer water

lime wedges for garnish

steps:

combine the ingredients in a pitcher - really I don't know what took Ricky so long

add ice to 4 glasses if you feel like it

garnish the glasses with lime wedges if you so please

pour from pitcher into glasses

BLOOD edible fake blood

time: 10 min difficulty: easy makes: 300 ml recipe stolen (pirated, if you will) from: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/edible-fake-blood

ingredients:

1 Tsp cornflour

45ml cherry juice (or water)

250g glucose syrup

red, blue & yellow food colouring

steps:

mix cornflour w/ 1 Tsp cherry juice in small pan

add remaining juice & syrup

gently heat (low), whisk well to combine

remove from heat

add generous amounts of red colouring

add small drops of blue & yellow, stirring well in between until colour pleases you

alternative idea: you could also make a (virgin) Bloody Mary. Ya get it? Because Mary? (yes, I am very funny- thanks for noticing). You have the internet, you can figure out how to do that if you so choose :).

TEAS comes in the flavours: Sleepy Tea, Dishwater & Co-captains' Morning Tea

time: 10 min difficulty: easy

ingredients:

for sleepy tea:

chamomile tea bags

a towel

for Dishwater:

Earl Grey tea bags (or any other "soapy" tea)

for Co-captains' Morning Tea:

any tea you feel morally capable of pouring milk and sugar into (recommendation: lavender tea)

a dollop of milk

seven sugars (yes, I know - it would not be the same with six. But drink at your own risk and use critical reasoning)

steps:

boil water

make tea

if making Co-captains's Morning Tea add milk and sugar

if making Sleepy Tea, serve with towel