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Juanaflippa's little existence makes me so fucking ILLLL SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL!!! she was alive for TEN DAYS and DIED HORRIFICALLY and now SOME INHUMAN MOTHERFUCKER is practically wearing her dead body around to manipulate her father WHO DOESN'T KNOW MUCH BETTER because he didn't get much time with his daughter (TEN DAYS!!!!!!!) and alll this time he's been waiting and hoping and praying that she'll come back. MONTHS. i'm never going to be okay again

oughh 3rd life scar getting down on his knees in the water bleeding from grian's attack telling grian it's alright to kill him..grian himself choking up and falling to his knees to pull scar into an embrace because no matter what they're too important to each other..grian is having a moment. scar, over his shoulder, stares at Bdubs's body laying in the shallows, his sword still stuck in his back, clock still clutched in his hand, rigor mortis vice-grip. and he thinks about his two betrayals while holding grian even closer, because it's just them, like it always was, but now that means blood and fists and heartbreak instead of domestic trust and loving care.. He takes in the moment for all it's worth

The warrior cats to hermitcraft / general MCYT enjoyer pipeline is real and it's prevalent! 40% of y'all are furries in disguise and we just haven't sussed you out yet

obsessed with how downright twinkish hermitblr drew Impulse back in like 2019-2020 and how somewhere along the way we all hivemind decided that he is not, in fact, a muscleless little dweeb of a man. Growth

Interesting how Last Life's Boogeyman and Double Life's life-sharing system seem to have opposite effects to each other! I'm thinking some members of the group saw how much people missed Third Life's organic strong relationships in response to how Last Life tended to break groups apart, and as a result Grian decided to push that aspect even more this season, inventing gay people in the process

people keep making jokes about the homoeroticism in Double Life but they're right. Oh, Double Life? That minecraft series where the mostly family-friendly youtuber men start slapping each other's asses to find out if they're soulmates? im going to explode

In spirit, Mumbo is preppy Grian's goth gf. I've figured it out