#rizzyluke

BRO I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A YEAR OR TWO OH MY GOD HIII!!!!

But real we were sanders sides mutual (and same I’ve been over it too for a while now) and lmao I just got into tf2 recently

I'm so glad people are interested, but also by God, where do I start.

I'll pepper in some little facts seeing as you've read the synopsis:

- Spy taught Scout every form of dance he knew. Scout is an excellent dancer.

- Medic plays the violin!! His favourite thing to do while visiting his husband & son was to play the violin and watch them dance together.

- Delilah is a nurse. Don't know if you care about her, seeing as she's an OC.

- Medic lost his medical license before he met Spy, so he did house calls instead of working in a hospital.

- Spy stole a lot of one-of-a-kind weaponry when he tried to quit his job, as much as he could carry. He only managed to keep the gun, the knife & the watch he has in game in the end.

- Scout is fluent in French, German, English AND ASL. He has a very slight French accent that slips out every now and then.

- Spy & Medic met when Scout was about 4. Up until they got married, Medic was simply 'uncle'.

- Engineer is also in this!! He's 'uncle Dell'. They met him when they moved to Texas to avoid yet another assassination attempt.

- Scout's nickname is 'little mouse', because he learned how to be sneaky when he was young.

- Scout's first word was 'papa'. Spy cried his eyes out for 20 minutes straight.

- Spy can play the piano!! Whenever they had to move, he would find a place that had a piano so he could teach Scout how to play.

- Scout can't play the piano or the violin. He could never get the hang of them.

- Scout gets along with Archimedes scarily well. Medic has had him since Scout was 12. The other doves are newer, so they only tolerate him.

OH I LOVE SPOOVY ASKS!!!

Okay, so as a whole, the team takes it very well. No one's throwing a fit, not even scout. They're pretty supportive! If scout knows spy is his dad, then he's a bit iffy on the whole dad thing, but he figures that Heavy's a smart man who can easily break scout in half, so he probably shouldn't outwardly object to their relationship.

As for specifics, Demo, Medic, and Engie saw it coming. Demo's been unlucky in the sense that he's been witness to a few uncomfortable scenes of longing between Spy and Heavy (mostly on Spy's part). When they announced, he just sort of stared at one of the cameras on the wall like -_-

Medic, being Heavy's best friend, gets half of the story from Heavy (and he is supportive in the sense that he loves his friend) and oh boy... He cannot keep his enthusiasm in control. He spills the news that theyre pining for each other several times, but does that make spy and heavy get together in the end? No. It does not. But it also doesnt stop medic from trying all sorts of crazy schemes before and after they get together.

Meanwhile, Engie is just good at reading the team's cues. He knew something was different between Spy and Heavy right away, and when they announced that they were dating, he wasn't surprised. He thinks theyre a good fit for each other.

I don’t even know why I bothered asking for ships haha I knew full well what was gonna happen. I think this has now become a Loceit blog and I’m not mad about it! This one got a little angstier than anticipated, but it’s got a happy ending; I promise!

Janus was going to leave him.

It didn’t feel like a fear. It felt like a fact, like a foregone conclusion, proverbial writing on the wall, inescapable and horrifically unavoidable. A certainty. Janus was going to leave him. And Logan didn’t know how on earth he was supposed to survive that.

He had done it to himself-- he knew that. He had sealed his own fate, and now here he was, locked in his room avoiding it like a coward. He paced like a mad man up and down the length of the carpet, grabbing fistfuls of his own hair in frustration. He had no one to blame but himself. He had been so careful to avoid this up until now. But one moment-- one tumble backward into old, harmful habits, and he had done the very worst thing he could possibly do. He had hurt Janus. And he hadn’t even realized what he was doing until it was far too late.

The group had been reasoning out some insignificant issue of Thomas’s-- so unremarkable that Logan couldn’t be bothered now to recall what the issue even was. But at the time, Logan had been invested. As he was wont to do, he had launched into a lengthy logical explanation of what he confidently believed to be the best course of action. He vaguely registered that Janus was trying to say something, but Logan was only halfway through his soliloquy, and he held up his hand to indicate that the other should wait until he had finished. That, perhaps, he could have come back from. But when Janus tried to speak again, Logan had gotten frustrated.

“Janus, please, I really don’t think deceit is a productive way forward here.”

Logan then immediately returned to whatever it was he’d been saying. He hadn’t even realized until he saw the awkward glances exchanged between the others that Janus had left the conversation altogether.

And now here Logan was, terrified of reaping what he’d sown. Janus was going to end what had barely begun between them, and Logan didn’t blame him. Logan had promised him he would do his best to avoid getting so wrapped up in his own train of thought that he became dismissive of others- of Janus in particular. It was hypocritical of him to do so regardless-- there was little that caused more pain to Logan than to be dismissed himself.

Except for this. This was infinitely more painful, knowing that he had destroyed the one thing about his life that ever made him happy anymore. Logan took a deep breath and decided it was high time to get this over with. At the very least, he owed Janus an apology before the axe fell.

He made his way down the hall and knocked tentatively on Janus’s door.

“Ah, so you’ve deigned to give me the time of day after all, have you?” Janus said when he’d opened the door.

Logan winced at the words. Knowing that he deserved them, and everything that would follow them, did not lessen their sting.

“Janus, I’m sorry,” he said with tears welling up in his eyes as he spoke, powerless to stop them in the face of the final blow that was sure to follow the insufficient apology. “I never meant to hurt you, but I know that I did. I had not realized what it was that I was doing until it was already done. I ignored you, discounted and devalued your input, and that is inexcusable. I accept that you do not want to continue our romantic involvement any longer, as I have forfeited any feelings you may have had for me. I only hope that one day I may be able to earn your forgiveness for my transgression.”

Janus’s guarded expression was gone in an instant, morphing into something confused and...concerned? That didn’t make sense.

“Who said that I don’t want to continue our relationship?” Janus asked softly. “Because it certainly wasn’t me, sweetheart.”

“But...but I-”

“Logan, did you come here thinking I was going to break up with you?”

Janus’s eyes were heartbreakingly sad as he spoke, and Logan had to physically cover his mouth to bite back a sob. Had he somehow managed to hurt Janus even further? He didn’t know what to do, how to go about repairing the damage he had done-- was still doing.

“Aren’t you?” was all his frantic mind could come up with.

Janus took a step closer and gently took Logan by the shoulders, forcing Logan to raise his eyes from the floor to meet Janus’s. 

“No,” Janus answered simply but firmly, no trace of falsehood or hesitation in his voice.

“No?” Logan asked incredulously, tears still running down his face. “But I...I hurt you...”

“You made a mistake, love. That doesn’t mean I’m going to leave you. I love you, Logan. That counts for a lot more than one careless error.”

“But I promised you that I wouldn’t-”

“You promised me that you would try. And you’ve done a wonderful job at that, Logan, you really have. I cannot expect you to be perfect. I cannot expect old habits to die so soon. We both have our shortcomings, dearheart. I’ll never love you any less for yours.”

To say that Logan was shocked would have been a vast understatement. He felt as if he’d had the wind completely knocked out of him, and he struggled even to comprehend what Janus was saying-- that he was not about to be left-- much less formulate a coherent response. When he finally spoke, it was with a shaking voice and pleading eyes.

“So you...you forgive me?”

Janus smiled softly and brushed a stray hair from Logan’s forehead.

“No.”

“I...no? But-”

“Kiss me,” Janus said, his soft smile transforming into his familiar, playful smirk.

“What?”

Janus shrugged his shoulders and chuckled a bit under his breath.

“You heard me. Kiss me, and I’ll forgive you.”

And Logan did. He grabbed Janus’s face with both hands and kissed him as if his life depended on it, relief and gratitude and love flooding through every single one of his veins. Janus wasn’t leaving. Logan could falter and fail, and Janus wasn’t going to walk away. As Logan kissed Janus within an inch of his life, there was another certainty that rang far truer than the fearful one he’d had only moments ago. This one told him that he would go on kissing Janus, holding him, loving him, for the rest of his life.

if it’s not too much, is it alright for you to describe everyone’s appearance? patton and virgil, too?

Oh my goodness, thank you! That’s very nice of you :) And yeah sure!

Patton, Virgil, and Logan are all very tall, even in their human form they’re a good few inches above everyone else.

Logan has long, black-blue hair that is held in a low bun when he’s in his human form, but when he’s in his Godly form he just lets down. His skin is pale white like marble, and his eyes are described to be “like the dusk” and that basically means a dark blue with little white specs that represent stars. He usually wears a long robe that reflects the current sky, be it clouds or the night stars, but when he’s human he wears a simpler, shorter dark blue robe.

Patton has brown skin and even darker brown curly hair. His eyes are a very bright blue, so he changes them to a bit more of a natural shade in his human form. He usually wears a long green dress that melds with the earth, with vines growing up his legs and a bright blue flower crown around his head. All that is gone in his human form and is replaced with a shorter green dress.

Virgil has dark brown skin and undercut dreadlocks pulled in a high ponytail. He has purple eyes that he turns brown in human form. He is the only God to have sharp teeth, which he obviously also has to get rid of in human form. He usually wears a hooded cape that is made of ocean waves, that has strings attached to the hood he uses to fidget with. In his human form he doesn’t like to wear capes, as they’re usually a sign of upper-class and Virgil doesn’t want that extra attention. So Patton makes him a hooded jacket, complete with strings :)

Janus has blonde hair always perfectly styled back (except when Logan’s been running his fingers through it ;) ) He wears a cloak and an embroidered shirt (in his color scheme of black and yellow). His scales are replaced with scarring, and his eyes are dual colored with one a golden brown and the other a dark brown. He has a golden crown he usually wears, except when he’s alone with his brothers or Logan.

Roman has wavy brown hair. His outfit is probably the closest to his canon one, with the red sash and gold embellishments. He and Remus’ have the same brown eyes (I’m sorry, Roman’s appearance is the one I have the least ideas for :( )

Remus also has an outfit similar to his canon one. Black with a green sash and silver embellishments (minus like. the teeth and eyeballs xP ) He still has the white stripe and his hair is the same shade of brown as Roman’s. He’s paler than his brothers since he’s sickly, and has dark under-eye circles.

anyway, i have a title called “An Ephiphany Is Just A Fancy Word For Realizing You’re Stupid”!! it’s a title of an existing fic, but i’d like to see a sanders sides twist to it, if it’s not a hassle for u to do??? 👉👈

the ship (or not) entirely depends on what vibes you got from the title :)

i’m glad you liked it!! thank you so much for the ask!!!! it’s never a hassle i love doing this!

hmmm... im getting distinct logan vibes.... maybe logicality? (something about the title reminds me of the whole “infinitesimal/i know big words” thing)

ooh okay so we start of with them... talking, idk, maybe brainstorming for a video if its set in the canon universe, and logan or patton or someone uses the word “epiphany” (maybe to insult roman because things are getting a bit heated, like “wow you only just had that epiphany” or something) and roman is like “wait what does epiphany mean” and logan (or patton but probably logan) is like “it means a sudden realization or insight” and then virgil or logan adds, “it’s basically a fancy word for realizing you’re stupid” and patton is all “now kiddo be nice :( :(” and roman is all *offended princey noises* and they continue discussing and that’s that

and then we just get some small scenes of logan baking with patton or reading with patton or brainstorming with patton or being forced to take care of himself by patton or comforting patton or talking to patton... just, little scenes of logan and patton being sweet together and how patton makes logan happy and logan is Confused by the feelings he is feeling because ????

for example - after the previously mentioned discussion thing, patton’s like “logan those were some great ideas! you’re really smart” and logan is happy and blushy. we see the next morning - maybe logan wakes up and patton’s all “oh logan wanna help me make pancakes!” and so on and so forth and we just see logan being very blushy and sappy around patton (all the while, completely bewildered by his feelings)

so he goes to maybe virgil or roman? i wanna say virgil because ive said it before and ill say it again, i live for platonic analogical, but i feel like roman might make a little more sense for this....?

and so anyways he goes to roman (virgil?) and is like “hello i require your assistance im quite confused about some of my feelings (ugh) and i thought itd be helpful to look at the data with someone more well versed in emotions and all that icky stuff”

“go ahead, nerd“

“i seem to be feeling peculiar around patton. whenever i am with him, i find that my face often feels hot and my stomach gets all twisty and i typically feel very happy and at ease... [insert description of what a crush feels like here, idk ive never had one]”

and roman just looks at him, smirking. and it takes logan a minute and then-

“oh my god i am an idiot“

and roman just laughs and says, “well you know what they say - epiphany is a fancy word for realizing you’re stupid”

logan chucks a pillow at him.

and then this can go a few ways: one, logan approaches patton at some point and is like “patton i have come to the conclusion that i have romantic feelings for you. would you like to be in a romantic relationship with me?” because i love the idea of logan finding out that he has a crush and being like “oh. this is the information, this is the logical course of action. i will be super cool and casual about it, which will in turn completely fluster the object of my affections.”

orrrr we can make it lowkey angsty and have it be all “but patton is all that is good and pure in this world! hes amazing and im... me. emotionless, et cetera... why on earth would anyone, much less patton, want to be in a relationship with me?”

and then roman talks some sense into him or whatever and finally... oh maybe roman is like “sorry padre i cant make it to family movie night today i have pressing commitments in the imagination and i need virgils help” and virgils like “wait you do-?” but then roman discreetly communicates that he’s trying to get logan and patton alone together and virgil is like “ohhhh okay cool beans yeah uh im going to the imagination with roman” because logan and patton very obviously like each other, as anyone with half a braincell can see

and they’re watching a movie together and finally logan tells patton and ofc patton likes him back and then its sweet and all. bonus points for they kiss or are about to kiss and are interrupted by virgil and roman running back in because (virgil speaking) “this idiot (referring to roman) got us into some trouble with a dragon witch/a manticore chimera/a swarm of angry bees/some other problem and forgot his sword? never doing that again, roman you’re an absolute moron and i hate you” “cmon emo nightmare/some other nickname, it wasn’t that bad” “it was. it was definitely that bad”

and at this point roman sees that logan and pat are holding hands or incredibly close or blushing a lot or something and is like “well criticize me all you want, it worked!” and uhh... maybe it ends with showing the next morning where the two are making waffles together and are happy glasses gays in love. yayyyy

...im actually now realizing that this doesnt have to be logicality, it could work for basically any logan ship with a bit of tweaking, but yeah :)

hope this was alright!! tysm for the ask, this was really fun!!

Oh God honestly, from the start that was supposed to be loceit only AU, I had a fleeting thought about Remus being warewolf BECAUSE of course we gotta have warewolves, so Roman would by extension probably be one too? Or maybe not?

If you guys have any suggestions I might consider them to this AU, but for now it’s mainly human Logan, Vampire Deceit and maybe warewolf Remus :3c