🌿A Matter of Grave Importance🌿
Dearest readers,
A most perilous thought has taken root in my mind—a notion so bold it may well change the fate of Rivendell as we know it. After much... persuasion (read: relentless chaos) from certain parties, I stand before you with a question of immense consequence:
Should Eredin have his own blog?
Yes, that Eredin.
He of the two-hour curl routine, hot cocoa obsession, and memes so cursed they could rattle the very foundations of Valinor.
Now, I did not ask for this. But if the will of the people demands it, who am I to stand in the way of democracy? (Even if I fully expect to regret this by sunrise.)
✨ Consider the risks:
Endless #HotCocoaHotTakes
Hair care routines longer than the Second Age
Potentially unhinged late-night thoughts (#EredinThoughtsAt3AM)
Ancient Elven dignity? At risk.
✨ Consider the benefits: … Well, I suppose some of you did ask for skincare tips.
📜 The Poll of Doom:
1️⃣ Yes, let chaos reign!
2️⃣ No, protect Eredin at all costs!
3️⃣ Only if Lindir personally edits every post.
Vote wisely, my friends. The fate of Rivendell’s collective dignity may hang in the balance.
With a very heavy sigh and deep apprehension, Lindir of Rivendell, Reluctant Champion of Democracy, Suffering Scribe Supreme, and Unwilling Witness to Curls, Cocoa, and Chaos.
