#ritaaameow

i made myself sad

[9:15:35 PM] Anne.: i believe in miracles [9:15:37 PM] Anne.: where you from [9:15:39 PM] Anne.: you sexy thing [9:15:41 PM] Durgan: omg [9:15:42 PM] Anne.: you sexy thing [9:15:43 PM] Durgan: stop [9:15:48 PM] Durgan: AHAHAHAHAHAHA [9:15:49 PM] Durgan: OMG [9:15:50 PM] Durgan: ANE [9:15:51 PM] Durgan: JUST [9:15:51 PM] Anne.: i believe in miracles [9:15:54 PM] Durgan: 'NO [9:15:54 PM] Anne.: since you came along [9:15:56 PM] Anne.: you sexy thing [9:15:57 PM] Durgan: SOTP [9:15:59 PM] Durgan: OMG [9:16:01 PM] Anne.: YOU [9:16:03 PM] Anne.: SEXY [9:16:03 PM] Anne.: THING [9:16:05 PM] Anne.: YOU [9:16:07 PM] Durgan: DFLDGPHJDLFHJDFLHJDLFKHJLDFKJHFK [9:16:10 PM] Durgan: NO [9:16:11 PM] Durgan: XD [9:16:18 PM] Anne.: those are the only lines i know [9:16:25 PM] Anne.: I SHOULD SERENADE YOU THIS SONG [9:16:26 PM] Anne.: NO [9:16:27 PM] Anne.: EVEN BETTER [9:16:29 PM] Anne.: I'LL MAKE A VIDEO [9:16:36 PM] Durgan: omg [9:16:36 PM] Anne.: OHGOD YES [9:16:40 PM] Anne.: THE BEST IDEA I'VE HAD [9:16:43 PM] Durgan: plzno [9:16:43 PM] Anne.: ASL;KGFNADLFK [9:16:46 PM] Durgan: AHAHAHAHA [9:16:49 PM] Anne.: IT'LL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING [9:16:50 PM] Anne.: EVER [9:17:43 PM] Durgan: WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE ABOUT? [9:17:44 PM] Durgan: Xd [9:17:54 PM] Anne.: you [9:17:59 PM] Anne.: all about you baby [9:18:20 PM] Anne.: cause [9:18:23 PM] Anne.: you sexy thing [9:18:28 PM] Anne.: where did you come from baby [9:18:32 PM] Anne.: how did you know, i needed you [9:18:39 PM] Anne.: i needed you so badly [9:18:46 PM] Anne.: how did you know i'd give my heart gladly [9:18:49 PM] Anne.: yesterday [9:18:53 PM] Anne.: i was one of the lonely people [9:18:58 PM] Anne.: now you're lying close to me [9:19:00 PM] Anne.: MAKING LOVE TO ME [9:19:06 PM] Anne.: i believe in miracles [9:19:08 PM] Anne.: where you from [9:19:10 PM] Anne.: you sexy thing [9:19:14 PM] Anne.: YOU SEXXYYYYYY THING [9:19:17 PM] Durgan: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/232/114/e39.png [9:19:30 PM] Anne.: oh baby i love you too [9:19:40 PM] Anne.: i just really need to know [9:19:46 PM] Anne.: where did you come from angel [9:19:50 PM] Anne.: how did you know i'd be the one [9:19:57 PM] Anne.: did you know you're everything i prayed for [9:20:02 PM] Anne.: did you know every night and day [9:20:05 PM] Anne.: for everyday [9:20:12 PM] Anne.: you'd give love stisfaction [9:20:17 PM] Anne.: now you're lying next to me [9:20:19 PM] Anne.: GIVING IT TO ME [9:20:22 PM] Durgan: I dont know how to feel about this [9:20:23 PM] Durgan: http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012011/small_%20meme%20faces.jpg [9:20:29 PM] Anne.: KISS ME, YOU SEXY THING [9:20:35 PM] Anne.: TOUCH ME BABY, YOU SEXY THING [9:20:58 PM] Anne.: I LOVE THE WAY YOU TOUCH MY DARLING [9:21:00 PM] Anne.: YOU SEXY THING [9:21:04 PM] Anne.: IT'S ECSASTY [9:21:13 PM] Anne.: YOU SEXY THING [9:21:20 PM] Anne.: thats it. im done. im. done. [9:21:29 PM] Durgan: OMG SOTPANNE PLESAE IKGPOGKNOMG [9:21:40 PM] Anne.: HAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU TOO [9:21:42 PM] Anne.: LMFAO [9:21:43 PM] Anne.: OMG [9:21:50 PM] Anne.: ONE OF MY TABS WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH [9:21:57 PM | Edited 9:22:00 PM] Anne.: AND IT SAID "garry ib fanart" BUT [9:22:03 PM] Anne.: WHEN I READ IT [9:22:06 PM] Anne.: I THOUGHT IT SAID [9:22:10 PM] Anne.: "garry is fat" [9:22:10 PM] Anne.: omg [9:22:12 PM] Anne.: what is life [9:23:08 PM] Durgan: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO [9:23:09 PM] Durgan: OMG [9:23:09 PM] Durgan: ANNE [9:23:11 PM] Durgan: PLZ STOP [9:23:14 PM] Durgan: DSAKJGSDKJGG [9:23:16 PM] Durgan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [9:23:18 PM] Durgan: MY THROUT [9:23:19 PM] Durgan: YOU ASS [9:23:21 PM] Anne.: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA [9:23:22 PM] Anne.: AHAHAHAHAHAH [9:23:28 PM] Anne.: OH BABY LET ME RUB THAT FOR YOU [9:23:32 PM] Anne.: I'LL MAKE IT FEEL REAL GOOD [9:23:34 PM] Anne.: DONT WORRY [9:23:39 PM] Anne.: I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU [9:23:47 PM] Anne.: YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY BABY [9:23:48 PM] Durgan: JESUSCIRHST ANNE [9:23:55 PM] Anne.: CAUSE I SWEAR [9:24:01 PM] Anne.: BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY [9:24:04 PM] Anne.: I'LL BE THERE [9:24:05 PM] Anne.: I SWEAR [9:24:11 PM] Anne.: LIKE THE SHADOW THAT'S BY YOUR SIDE [9:24:12 PM] Anne.: I'LL BE THERE [9:24:16 PM] Anne.: I'LL BE THEREEE~ [9:24:19 PM] Anne.: FOR BETTER OR WORSE [9:24:23 PM] Anne.: TIL DEATH DO US PART [9:24:30 PM] Anne.: I'LL LOVE YOU WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART [9:24:34 PM] Anne.: I SWEAAAAAAAAAAAR~ [9:24:40 PM] Anne.: dont you just love my serenading [9:24:52 PM] Durgan: I [9:24:58 PM] hOnk :o): LOL Your friend bruce sounds super funny amg [9:25:02 PM] hOnk :o): back back backkk [9:25:08 PM] Anne.: RITA YOUR DP SUITS YOUR REACTION TO MY SERENADING [9:25:08 PM] Durgan: Vesja plz help [9:25:14 PM] Durgan: OMG [9:25:16 PM] Anne.: ITS TOO FUNNY [9:25:16 PM] Durgan: AKJGDHSKJGSDSG [9:25:18 PM] Anne.: AL;SKFJGA;LDFKNJ [9:25:19 PM] Durgan: STOP [9:25:20 PM] Durgan: AKJHASDKJGKDG [9:25:22 PM] Durgan: AHAHAHAHA XD [9:25:22 PM] Durgan: OMG [9:25:30 PM] Anne.: vesja want me to serenade to you as well? [9:25:37 PM] Anne.: i'll sing much [9:25:37 PM] Anne.: um [9:25:40 PM] Anne.: what do you call it [9:25:46 PM] Anne.: more 'sexier' songs [9:25:51 PM] Anne.: cause i know you like it like that [9:25:54 PM] Anne.: you know [9:25:57 PM] Anne.: all sexy and that [9:26:00 PM] Anne.: cause you're navesja [9:26:03 PM] Anne.: and i know you like it [9:26:10 PM | Removed 9:26:41 PM] Anne.: This message has been removed. [9:26:49 PM] Anne.: so do you want me to serenade you [9:26:52 PM] Anne.: let me find some songs [9:27:33 PM] Durgan: anne [9:27:36 PM] Durgan: plz my throut [9:27:40 PM] Durgan: it can not take anymore [9:27:43 PM] Anne.: i told you i'll rub it for you [9:27:51 PM] Anne.: you dont gutta worry, bb [9:27:59 PM] Durgan: D: [9:28:30 PM] hOnk :o): what [9:28:36 PM] hOnk :o): OK.... [9:28:45 PM] hOnk :o): Yeah sure I want to hear you sing [9:28:51 PM] Anne.: you know what [9:28:54 PM | Edited 9:28:58 PM] Anne.: i really love navesja [9:29:02 PM] Anne.: wanna know why? [9:29:03 PM] hOnk :o): okay [9:29:05 PM] hOnk :o): no [9:29:07 PM] hOnk :o):  not really [9:29:08 PM] Anne.: cause [9:29:09 PM] Durgan: i do [9:29:11 PM] Anne.: the music got her to [9:29:15 PM] Anne.: make her body move [9:29:19 PM] Anne.: and when a body move, a body groove, a body oh [9:29:25 PM] Anne.: it got me feeling like [9:29:25 PM] hOnk :o): yuck man no [9:29:28 PM] Anne.: I wanna take her home [9:29:31 PM] hOnk :o): anne singing lyrics is so disturbing no [9:29:33 PM] hOnk :o): stop [9:29:36 PM] Anne.: but I've been drinking like [9:29:37 PM] hOnk :o): i forgot [9:29:38 PM] Durgan: LESBIAN THREESOME MY HOUSE [9:29:39 PM] Anne.: I might not make it home [9:29:42 PM] Anne.: she got that body language when she strut her stuff [9:29:46 PM] hOnk :o): she hasn't done this in so long [9:29:47 PM] Anne.: she a bad girl and I can't get enough [9:29:48 PM] hOnk :o): that's why i forgot [9:29:51 PM] Anne.: dont stop [9:29:52 PM] hOnk :o): why i didn't like her + singing [9:29:53 PM] Anne.: get it girl [9:29:56 PM] Anne.: rocking with the rhythm girl [9:29:56 PM] hOnk :o): sajkfhg [9:29:58 PM] Anne.: morning fun [9:30:01 PM] Anne.: type one night [9:30:02 PM] Durgan: HAAHAHAHAHAHHA [9:30:05 PM] hOnk :o): like that time she sang you sexy thang [9:30:06 PM] Anne.: let me hit it girl [9:30:09 PM] Anne.: hit it girl [9:30:09 PM] hOnk :o): omg [9:30:12 PM] Anne.: hit it [9:30:13 PM] Anne.: girl [9:30:23 PM] hOnk :o): HIT IT [9:30:26 PM] Anne.: i'd really like for you to be my private dancer [9:30:28 PM] hOnk :o): DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUDNNDU [9:30:31 PM] Anne.: her body's smoking [9:30:40 PM | Edited 9:30:48 PM] Anne.: did she die from cancer ( wtf ) [9:30:43 PM] hOnk :o): woops wrong part [9:30:52 PM | Edited 9:30:53 PM] Anne.: she dancing hard [9:30:57 PM] Anne.: hard as good crack [9:31:01 PM] hOnk :o): are we even singing the same song [9:31:03 PM] Anne.: more f**king hook back [9:31:08 PM] hOnk :o): yeah we are [9:31:17 PM] Anne.: so if you with it girl [9:31:21 PM] Anne.: then wont you roll with me? [9:31:25 PM] hOnk :o): HURRY UP AND GET TO THE GOOD PART [9:31:28 PM] hOnk :o): THIS PART SUCKS [9:31:29 PM] Anne.: her body language had me hotter than a stolen jeep [9:31:32 PM] Anne.: cool me off, baby [9:31:33 PM] Durgan: IF YOUR HORNY, LETS DO IT, RIDE IT MY PONY [9:31:34 PM] Anne.: i need an ice pack [9:31:37 PM] hOnk :o): only half the song is good LMFAO [9:31:43 PM] Durgan: MY SADDLES, WAITING, COME AND JUMP ON IT [9:31:43 PM] hOnk :o): NOT THAT SONG [9:31:45 PM] hOnk :o): STOP [9:31:46 PM | Edited 9:32:21 PM] Anne.: the way she bended over and touched her toes [9:31:48 PM] hOnk :o): HAHA [9:31:49 PM] Anne.: i really like that [9:31:57 PM | Edited 9:31:59 PM] Anne.: drop it [9:32:01 PM] hOnk :o): DUN DUN DUN [9:32:02 PM] hOnk :o): DUNDUN [9:32:03 PM] hOnk :o): DUNDUNDUNDUNDDUN [9:32:22 PM] Durgan: Can i add christian? he says he wants to join and see the seducing [9:32:23 PM] Durgan: AHAHHAA [9:32:32 PM] Anne.: yeah go ahead [9:32:34 PM] hOnk :o): lmfao no yuck why [9:32:42 PM] Anne.: (continuing) let me hit it girl [9:32:43 PM] hOnk :o): he can't read past convos though [9:32:46 PM] Anne.: MMM, YEAH [9:32:48 PM] *** Durgan added Shinywindow *** [9:32:49 PM] Anne.: BODY MOVE [9:32:52 PM] hOnk :o): stop [9:32:56 PM] Anne.: BODY MOVE [9:32:58 PM] Anne.: BODY MOVE [9:33:01 PM] Anne.: BODY MOVE [9:33:04 PM] hOnk :o): WHAT PART OF THE SONG IS THIS [9:33:08 PM] Shinywindow: WTF [9:33:10 PM] Durgan: YA SEXAY THANG [9:33:14 PM] Anne.: ok this song is done [9:33:15 PM] Anne.: HAHAHA [9:33:19 PM] Anne.: RITA YOU SEXY THING [9:33:22 PM] Anne.: LEMME RUB YOU [9:33:23 PM] Durgan: omg [9:33:25 PM] Anne.: RUB YOU HARD [9:33:26 PM] hOnk :o): THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SONG RITA [9:33:29 PM] Durgan: LMAOO [9:33:33 PM] hOnk :o): YOU GUYS SUCK AT SEDUCING ME [9:33:43 PM] Durgan: NAVEJSA, LET ME RUB YOUR NIPPLES [9:33:48 PM] hOnk :o): NO [9:33:50 PM] Anne.: IT WAS BETTER WITH RITA BECAUSE A;LKAHDFKL [9:33:50 PM] hOnk :o): DON'T TOUCH ME [9:33:52 PM] Anne.: LMFAO [9:33:56 PM] Durgan: AHAHAHAHHAA [9:33:59 PM] Anne.: DW VESJA, I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD [9:33:59 PM] Anne.: LATER [9:34:04 PM] Anne.: WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT [9:34:12 PM] hOnk :o): SHUT UP YOU STALKER [9:34:14 PM] Anne.: DONT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING [9:34:16 PM] Anne.: JUST RELAX [9:34:21 PM] hOnk :o): freaking everywhere i look [9:34:21 PM] Anne.: IT'LL BE OVER SOON [9:34:22 PM] hOnk :o): closet [9:34:23 PM] hOnk :o): bed [9:34:25 PM] hOnk :o): doorway [9:34:29 PM] hOnk :o): friggin anne [9:34:31 PM] Anne.: THE PARK OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE [9:34:39 PM] hOnk :o): THE PARK OUTSIDE MY HOUSE [9:34:41 PM] hOnk :o): ON THE SWINGS [9:34:44 PM] hOnk :o): ON THE FREAKING SLIDE

OH YES I WILL, THANK YOU.

Friend: shit

Likewise! :)