#riri's void

ellie saying "im just a girl, not a threat" is objectively one of the funniest things she could have said ever. what the actual hell are you talking about. you emptied out half of a town of grown men at age 14 with nothing but a switchblade and a brick. at least 2 girls have fallen for you in the like handful of years since you moved into this tiny town. in a months time you are going to singlehandedly decimate the population of seattle in 3 fucking days. not a threat my ASS

every time ellie does substances she literally has the worst day of her life and somebody dies. she drinks alcohol for the first time and her best friend/lover dies that same morning. she does weed and cracks her new girlfriend and then like an hour later she's lying on the ground watching her dad get killed. god forbid the day she does anything stronger because the entire west half of the country will literally blow up

"things happen and we move on" says the guy who has never moved on from a single thing ever. okay joel, whatever you say. genuine ragebait on his part, what is he even on about. loud incorrect buzzer sound.

dina is the perfect wife, because she will not be a burden that ellie can leave. she'll cook and clean, look after jj, do her best to keep them all happy. no matter that she's exhausted, that every morning saps at her energy like the sun is pulling its light directly from her. farms and families don't give breaks, even to young mothers wearing away slowly. ellie is good to her, protects them and holds her and finds food to fill their plates with, but seattle has left its mark on them both she misses jesse so much. the shadow of abby looms over their house, blood-red and eternally dripping. her shoulder aches when it gets cold out, her face still stings from phantom blows. jj cries out in the night for her, his terrified wail curdling in the low light is the fear of being left behind in their blood? did she fuck him up before he was even born? longer and longer days are spent without ellie, who vanishes into the woods before dawn and only arrives as the sun begins to set, eyes vacant and far away. she hunts with a rifle, her arm isn't strong enough for the bow yet, but dina never hears its echoing crack. she's almost afraid for the day that she does. ellie always comes back though, soothing dina's nerves for one day longer, a sweet balm that sours come morning. but it's okay. it's all she's ever wanted.

ellie thirst edits are so funny because half of the clips used come from objectively the unsexiest scenes in the game. like you do realize not even 10 seconds ago she called her pregnant girlfriend a burden right

sobbing my eyes out im not well enough for this. THEY WERE GONNA EAT STRAWBERRIES. THEY WERE GONNA EAT STRAWBERRIES AND THEY NEVER GOT TO AND THE LOBSTERS ARE PROBABLY DEAD ON THE BOAT AND THE STRAWBERRIES ARE FUCKING ROTTEN AND. THEY NEVER GOT THEIR STRAWBERRIES D: the stupid emoticon is not conveying strong enough emotions im T0T rn thats more like it im sobbing and crying. does. does anyone have a fic where lev and abby get their strawberries for my sake because i. i cant i actually cant i know theyre not even dead but my little boy got fucking slammed against a garage door, kidnapped, starved, enslaved, tortured and left to rot on a fucking pole. i need him and abby to be okay