Guess who’s back? It’s your favorite chaos boy, Jake! 😎 Fox got an idea for a topic from a friend (you know who you are, and we aren't losers, we're the Shenanigang, get it right 🙄). This weirdo wanted to know: “How did you losers actually meet?”
So, Alex and Liam were on the same soccer team at the community center. Alex is always nice to everyone...when he isn't teasing me, scolding me for doing something epic, or just limiting me to no more than five cookies a day. I mean, how rude is that? I'm awesome, so I should have as many cookies as I want 😤 anywho, one day, I was walking Alex home, and Liam just... tagged along. Apparently they were getting along really well, so he just invited himself...well, we realized we all lived in the same neighborhood, which turned out to be awesome later. Naturally, being th generous, welcoming person I am, I decided the best way to bond was to trap Liam in a mud pit, so I could rescue him. 😈
The problem? I couldn’t find any mud pits 😫
So, we just played in th creek instead. We spent the afternoon splashing each other like idiots. Liam’s been stuck with us ever since. He’s like the big brother we never asked for but can’t live without. He was 13 at th time, and Alex and I were 12, but we didn't realize we had th same birth year until later, so that's a story for another time. Long story short, he's now th official big brother of our group 😁
As for Caleb? Well, he’s our little brother. I was about 15 when I met him, and he was 14. I met him first, and I clearly made a great first imp, because he's basically been glued to my side ever since. Well, aside from when he has to go home when his parents finally decide to come home. They're away from home for work a lot, so Caleb usually stays at my house, unless he needs something from home, which isn't very often anymore. He has a lot of his own stuff at my house. Oh, how did Caleb meet us? Well, he was apparently out exploring, looking for stuff for one of th terrariums he loves making, when he slipped and fell into a hole, spraining his ankle in th process. Th hole really wasn't that deep, but I found him and tried to keep him calm. You should have seen him. You think he's usually nervous being out places? Well that day he was hyperventilating, crying, and he probably almost peed his pants.
Caleb walks in, slaps Jake on the head, and walks back out.
Hehehe. Anyway, I tried getting Caleb out of there, and let me tell you something, even though he was crying, he still looked like an angel. I was so shocked that I couldn't even make a joke about it. First pretty boy I ever met.
Caleb tries to come back to shut Jake up, but Liam grabs Caleb and pulls him back out. Liam gives Jake a thumbs up.
Well, long story short, Liam and Alex had to help me pull Caleb to safety, because my marvelous muscles just couldn't do th job. I didn't want to pull too hard, and hurt him after all 😉
Alex snickers. "What muscles?"
Shut up! Don't listen to him. I'm totally strong! Now get out! 😭
Okay, I guess that does it for this week. I'm thoroughly humiliated, and Caleb is giving me a death glare. Until we meet again! 🫡
Jake runs away, as Caleb chases him.
