#rip language

a white feminist I know is writing a think piece on the differences between male and female vernacular because a black guy joked about curving her at a bar and she didn't know what it meant. she thinks women universally do not know what curved means because she, a white from whoknowswhere ontario doesn't use it. I think I need to write a think piece about how white women are so confident that their experience of womanhood is universal that they will turn their ignorance into a thesis about gendered vernacular instead of thinking that maybe thry just don't know everything holy fuck im so

I just hope that when I die, no one eulogizes me with a tweet full of no punctuation or capitalization.