Jul 12, 2025
Fun fact: In my au, Hephaestus hates mirrors (like every mirror that exist, its because of his ugliness (That's Hephaestus's thought; but not to me, he's precious).
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Fun fact: In my au, Hephaestus hates mirrors (like every mirror that exist, its because of his ugliness (That's Hephaestus's thought; but not to me, he's precious).
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daily hermes
it is with great grief and mourning that i must inform you all that daily hermes has died 😔 but not to worry! he shall be back tomorrow, or even perhaps later today... heheh
Hermes: So, Saturday night. The big night. Date night, Saturday night, SAT-UR-DAY night!
Apollo: No plans, huh?
Hermes: Not one.
Hermes: STOP USING MY HEIGHT AS AN INSULT, I’M NOT EVEN THE SHOREST WHAT THE HELL
Apollo: Yeah but... you’re the one everyone knows is short-
Hermes: Dio’s an Olympian and he’s short! Hell he’s even shorter than me!!
Dionysus: Yeah buttttt I used to be mortal so of course I’m shorter than most of you. Herm on the other hand...
the rosiers ♢ a modern greek tragedy
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Tezcatlipoca, covering his mouth with his hand: It's too streaky.
Hermes, spray-painting a chair: Where?
Tezcatlipoca: Everywhere! Fix it!
Hermes: Well I'm trying, Tez!! I've never spray-painted a chair before, okay?! Why are you covering your mouth??
Tezcatlipoca: Because that lead paint is extremely toxic.
Hermes, who hasn't been wearing a mask: WHAT???? is that why I'm feeling so dizzy??
Tezcatlipoca: *clicks pen*
Loki: *clicks pen in response*
Hermes: stop that
Loki: stop what?
Hermes: you're talking about me in Morse code!
Tezcatlipoca: yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could take about you, in front of you.
Tezcatlipoca, to Chernobog later: that's... exactly what we did.
Hermes, grumbling to Set: You whacked me with a pillow! Hard!!
Hermes: I'm dizzy, and I have serious short term memory loss!!
Hermes:
Set:
Hermes: And I have serious short term memory loss!!