#ringogangstarr

in honor of christmas, i, ringogangstarr, will be changing my url to johnnytheelf

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part 4: u tell him u like his dress. he is like "it is not a dress it is an elven cloak" u r like "wat is the difference" he is like "literally nothing" u r like "ok so r we gonna watch LOTR or what" he is like "ya after we finish bangin" u r like "um???? we did for 9 hours. that is 37.5% of the day we r DONE with that" then he is like "u r really smart tht turns me on" and u r like "good now will u do what i want" and he is like "yes" then u r like "lets watch LOTR until we memorize every word"

part three: u ask him why gandalf is on his bedspread. he says "bc he is my FAVORITE CHARACTER." u r like "um we cant date anymore" and he is like "i did not think we were dating i thought we were marries???? and y" then ur like "r u srs???? gandalf is shit compared to legolas, lbr." then he says "omg is this our first fight?" u r like "and our last." u walk out the door. he chases u even tho it is RAINING. he tells u he has a legolas bedspread too. u tell him to put it on. he does. on his body

part 2 of u + stephen colbert fanfic: stephen is so impressed by ur nerd talk that he doesnt even try to correct u when u say one of the facts incorrectly. but he knew u only said it wrong bc u were so nervous around him. although, why wouldnt u be??? meeting ur one true love is very anxiety-inducing. he takes u by the hand and asks u to watch LOTR with him in his LOTR-themed bedroom. u say yes then bang him for 9 hours on gandalf's face (bc it is stitched onto his bedspread)

u + stephen colbert meet at a LOTR convention. he's making an important speech when he sees u in the crowd cryin bc his words r so POWERFUL. after da speech he finds u, tells u 2 talk dirty to him. u spew out some nerd shit about LOTR for 5 hours

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