Today I realised: Fuck Prongsfoot, I ship Regulus/Rita now!!!
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Today I realised: Fuck Prongsfoot, I ship Regulus/Rita now!!!

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Tell me how Rigilus meets! I want their cute get together!
Ok so this is a non-magical setting in 2010s London. Regulus and Rita meet by accident in a park where Regulus goes for a run every morning. Only it's not an accident because Rita planned it beforehand. She has decided to know everything about the influential Black family (who serve in law and politics) for a juicy exposé article and has found the weakest link to be Regulus Black. She runs on his path and pretends to fall. At first Regulus doesn't stop to help her but when she wails loudly, he has to run back and help her stand up. She worms her way into his heart with a red lipped smile, tiny sports top and complimenting his sporty golden necklace and the latest sports watch. Regulus's eyes light up as he begins to tell her all about the watch functions and Rita bats her lashes at him while planning a headline for a future article. They share a protein shake at a nearby breakfast place, and soon they are boyfriend and girlfriend. 🥰
I need some lore about Regulus's tattoo of Rita! When did he get it? Who decided on the design? Did he cry? Did she hold his hand?
Hi! These are excellent questions! This became a longer lore than I thought so be prepared... :)
On their first month anniversary Regulus takes Rita out to dinner to a fine dining restaurant. As they wait for the third of ten courses, he gets lost on checking his stocks on his phone and Rita naturally gets upset because she wants his attention. She tells him he should do better on their next anniversary.
Gathering information isn't going so well because Regulus loves to talk about himself and his barrister work more than his family members, but Regulus is boring and hasn't done anything remotely interesting that would be worth writing about. Regardless, Rita has come to enjoy the luxury lifestyle that Regulus provides, and after a few misses he has learned to please her in a mediocre way in the bedroom too.
So for their second month anniversary he flies her to Marbella, Spain for a romantic weekend getaway. One night they get tipsy (or Rita pretends to be more tipsy than she is to encourage Regulus to spill something scandalous about his uncle Alphard) and go out for a walk and come across a tattoo studio. Rita has just expressed that she doubts whether Regulus really loves her because he won't event tell her about his gay uncle's dead lover, and Regulus decides to prove her how much he loves her. She says as a joke that in that case he should have a tattoo of her so he'll never forget her.
Inspired by this, he takes a grainy picture of her on his phone and beckons her to follow him inside the tattoo studio. She is surprised but since this may as well be something for her to write about, she allows Regulus to do what his drunken brain thinks is a great idea... get a tattoo of her face on his thigh to show her he will love her forever. As the tattoo artist starts to put ink on him, Regulus sobers up a little and cries at first, but Rita gives him some vodka she took from their hotel minibar (in case she herself at any point needs an emergency shot). Soon the alcohol dulls the pain again. She doesn't hold his hand but files her nails as she waits for his tattoo to be ready.
The next morning Regulus wakes up with a pounding headache and a sore tattooed thigh, but at least Rita seems to be happier than before. They head for the airport to go back to London, and he wears his dark Rayban sunglasses to the lounge and drinks champagne to ease both the physical and mental pain of his last night's decisions. (His sports watch tells him he didn’t get good quality sleep and his heart rate is a little too high.) Maybe next month's anniversary will be something less demanding.
Send me some Rigulus asks and I will answer them today 🖤
Rigulus ask : How does dear Walburga react to her future daughter-in-law? She must be ecstatic....
Unfortunately Walburga is suspicious from the start because Regulus's previous partners have not turned out to be good enough for her precious son (e.g. Gilderoy Lockhart who was too vain for his own good). When Walburga finds out Rita is a freelance journalist who also has a YouTube channel where she talks about celebrities, she is immediately banned from family dinners. Regulus doesn't understand why. Surely his mother is overreacting. As if Rita would have anything in common with the evil exploitative journalists...🙄

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Rita 👀
Hello! I see what you did there. 😂 It just so happens I have one particular fic where Rita appears. Make you feel my love chapter 6 has a lot of mentions of her and it would spoil it if I used all of them so here are a chosen few:
While the wound healed, that part of the tattoo, Rita’s mouth, still gets itchy right before it rains, and it rains a lot in England. __
Regulus blinks, not sure who they are, but Rita has always been a master manipulator. __
Rita sneers. "Someone's easily riled up."
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Thanks for the ask!
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Anyway, my April Fools is over now. Thanks to everyone who participated in discussing the great ship of Rigulus! Here's my fancy profile picture for the day in bigger size.
You can see the time and dedication I put into making it.
Their tumultuous and stabbing love will never be boring to me. 🖤
Fave tropes for Rigulus???
Angst, Romance, Morally Grey/Ambiguous Characters, Revenge, Trauma, Hospitals, Deception, Bad Tattoos, Stabbing... to name a few. 🫢🥰