#rightdownright

he stole my little goon.

it all started like idk 10 minutes ago when he basically broke into my house (i let him in) to eat pie. he was eating my aunts pecan pie and he was really into it. like he really liked it. i was inspired off of his passion for my aunts pecan oie to make a dandys world oc that is a pecan. i named him Goon. i gave him headcanons. a quote. a design description (straving orphan boy outfit). i gave him love. i cared for goon. i would never post him on tumblr, he is my littke baby

BUT THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POST HIM ON TUMBLR. GOON WOULDNT WANT THIS. HE HATES TUMBLR. RIGHT DOWN RIGHT POSTED GOON.

and even worse? WITHOUT CREDIT FROM ME. RIGHT DOWN RIGHT CLAIMS GOON IS HIS CHARACTER. THIS IS A LIE.

all i want is my little goon back. is that so much for a boy to ask.

alright please note this is all a joke and right down right is a close friend of mine which is why this is funny. he consents to me exposing him on the internet. the story is true though