#riffing

You hear the legend about the ghost with the neck handkerchief that was decapitated or whatever and you start to wonder if your friend who always wears that neck handkerchief that she says she can never take off is the ghost so you pull it off her one day and she looks at you in such abject shock that you absolutely believe that her head is going to fall off for a moment. But no. That piece of cloth was tied around her neck by a wizard, and only the true king can remove it. Congrats on the responsibility.

not now pookie i have to browse tumblr dot com and listen to the soundtrack of mario 64

transgressive art, my wiener out

me in the pool of skin eating alligators that eat your skin when you go in the water: ahhhhhh my skin! the skin eating alligators are eating my skin!!!!!!

you cant eat apple seeds tho they got cyanide but i have and i am alive IT IS NOT WORKING