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Lightning flashed in the background as Ridley held the Super Crown aloft and laughed maniacally. “Fools! The crown is mine now, and soon… I WILL BE THE ULTIMATE WAIFU!” cackled Ridley.

“No Ridley! Don’t do it!” cried Bowser. “There are some things man and monster were never meant to tamper with!”

“The power of the crown is too great Ridley!” cried Peach. “You know not the forces you meddle with!

“Plus I’ll feel a little worse about killing you as  acute anime girl.” said Samus. “I mean I’ll still do it… but i’ll probably feel bad about it for a few seconds.”

“Fools!” snapped Ridley. “The crown is mine! It came to me! It is my… Precious”

“That’s a red flag.” muttered Cloud.

But Ridley was no longer in the mood to talk. With a demonic smile, he placed the crown upon his head…

there was a flash of light…

and Ridley was no more.

The person before them was a statuesque woman with pale skin and dark purple hair. She wore a dress similar to Peach’s, but it was in the gothic lolita style, and two massive wings sprouted from her back.

Ridley was gone. Ridlette was in his place.

“OH GODDESS!” cried Zelda in horror.

“Ridley! You fool!” cried Bowser, falling to his knees and pounding the ground with his fists.

“Believe it fools!” cried Ridlette. “Now kneel before the power of-” and that was when Samus incinerated her with her Zero Canon. 

Me: I know the whole Bowsette meme has basically died, but what if...

My Brain: No stop what are you doing-

Me: The animal smash bois..

My Brain: I don’t like where this is going-

Me: But the human versions I designed for them, basically becoming -Ette versions of themselves...

My Brain: Hoe stop-

Me: But it’s basically just a genderbent version of the human forms with princess attire~

My Brain: Why are you like this?