Be More Chill Spicy Bi's Headcanons
-Rich and Jeremy used to be friends back in middle school when they were both nerds and Rich was still called Dick
-after taking the SQUIP, the first thing it had Rich do was distance himself from his former loser friends and name
-it's why Rich goes out of his way to built Michael and Jeremy, other than the fact they're the two dorkiest kids in school
-it isn't until after talking to Rich in the hospital does Jeremy realize he's Dick from middle school
-Rich hates that name with a passion because of the SQUIP flinches when Jeremy accidentally calls him that
-Jeremy gets out of the hospital after two days but he still comes to visit Rich and check on how he's doing
-it's awkward at first, especially with Rich trying to figure out how to communicate without the SQUIP for the first time in years
-Jeremy actually thinks the lisp is kind of adorable
-Rich fire not care for that word being used to describe him but he lets Jeremy get away with it
-Jeremy's surprised he's the only person that's been visiting Rich on a regular basis
"But you got all this cool stuff, and acetone at school's taking about you."
"Yeah but nobody actually misses me."
"What about Jake?"
"You mean the guy who's house I burned to the ground? Yeah right, he hasn't talked to me since he got out."
"Oh..."
-Jeremy and Christine agree it's probably best that they don't date despite Jeremy's *slight* heartbreak
-Jeremy laments to Rich in the hospital because he knows Michael wouldn't want to listen to him
"Jesus Christ, Jeremy. Get over it. She's just some girl."
"Christine is not just some girl. She was THE girl...but I deserve this. After what I did, I don't deserve anyone."
"Would it make you feel better if I kissed you?"
"What?"
"What?"
-Rich's bi ass may or may not have fallen for Jeremy in the time they've been spending together and hearing him complain about Christine isn't exactly what he wants to hear
-despite the years of SQUIP Rich is still a nerd deep down and is more than willing to play Apocalypse of the Damned if offered
-Michael, who came with Jeremy on a Rich visit, immediately figured it out just from the way Rich looks at Jeremy
-as soon as Rich gets out of the hospital, Michael makes it his mission to get Jeremy and Rich together
Also: Their couple name came from Michael who told Rich not to touch Jeremy with his pee hands since he never washes his hands after using the bathroom
