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Acoda: Hey, what time is it?
Rhymos: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.
Rhymos: [Blasts the trombone]
Theremin: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
Rhymos: It’s two A.M.
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Rhymos: Hey Acoda, do you know my blood type?
Acoda: Yes, it’s B positive.
Rhymos: Ok, I guessed wrong. Hey Nurse!
Acoda: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that’s just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Theremin: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.
Rhymos: It’s called connotation.
Thaddeus: Also “forgive me, father, for I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Orchestius: Great news! Language is now cancelled.
Telharmonius: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Rhymos: What if it bites me and it dies?
Acoda: That means you’re poisonous.
Rest: What if it bites itself and I die?
Dak: That’s voodoo.
Theremin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thaddeus: That’s correlation, not causation.
Thundergar: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Archbishop: That’s kinky.
Orchestius: Oh my god.
Rhymos, with his hands over Theremin’s eyes: Guess who!
Theremin: It’s either Rhymos or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Rhymos: It’s Rhymos!
Theremin: Damn.
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[Rhymos knocks on the door]
Acoda: You can’t come in.
Rhymos: Why not?
Acoda: Because.. Uh… Thaddeus is naked.
Thaddeus: What?
Acoda: I couldn’t tell him I was naked! He’s allowed to see me naked!
Thaddeus: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
Rest: This is not some simple task like, say, riding a bicycle, cracking an egg... or committing premeditated murder.
Rhymos: Wait, what was that last one?
Rest: ...Cracking an egg.
Rhymos: Let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three.
Rhymos: One.
Acoda: ...
Rhymos: Two.
Acoda: ...
Rhymos: Three
Acoda: ...
Rhymos: ...
Acoda: ...
Rhymos: Well now i’m just disappointed in both of us
