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i have terrible news, besties, i accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my conclave (writing)
so the updates for exorcist of venice and rhovc might be even more sporadic than expected
i could write a whole rant about that but i want to keep things light. the short version: my boss quit and i'm running the department now (boo)
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hey besties 🫶 exorcist of venice and rhovc have to go on hiatus for a bit, i'm so sorry
ngl i'm having a bit of a rough time lately, clinical depression got me by the neck, balls AND tits
(among other things) i'm struggling a lot with focus on anything really, but especially narratives of any kind (reading, writing, watching, listening, playing, etc.)
the few spoons i have left need to go towards work, other personal obligations, and trying not to drown
thank you for bearing with me, and may pierpaolo watch over you 🐢 ✨️
Episode Seven – Drink, Pray, Lust
Episode Five – The Holy See And Be Seen
Last week, on The Real Housewives of Vatican City… Dinner was served, a pope was toasted, and a turtle swan-dived into ecclesiastical legend. This week, the Vatican hosts its most prestigious charity gala. An evening of dignity, elegance, and generosity. But under the golden veneer? Jealousy simmers. Tensions rise. And the only thing hotter than the gossip… is the actual fire. Welcome… to The Real Housewives of Vatican City.
someone asked for ray's limerick from The Real Housewives of Vatican City: Episode Two - The Fight Club
disclaimer: i've been workshopping this for days and this is the best i could come up with, so i need you to pretend ray is shit at poetry. also this only works if you pronounce 'secretary' as a single syllable...
ready?
hold on to your pectoral crosses, besties:
There once was the Patriarch of Venice, Who ranted and raved like a menace, Till the Secretary of State, Threw wine in his face, And insulted his vape and his ...theology ✨️
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Episode Six – The Retreat From Grace
Narrator [voiceover]: Previously on The Real Housewives of Vatican City: A poisoning. A theological brawl. A sequinned betrayal. [Flashbacks: Innocentius collapsed on the lawn, sobbing in Thomas’ arms. Aldo throwing his wine in Goffredo’s face. Goffredo flipping the table. Giulio in confessional “Un. Invited.”] Narrator [voiceover, ctd.]: Vatican morale is at an all-time low. There is only one solution. [Flashback: Thomas in the smoking wreckage of the banquet hall “His Holiness suggests… a retreat.”]
Episode Three - The Blessed Bargain Hunt
Last week, on The Real Housewives of Vatican City… wine, wounds, and a table flip that shook the holy foundations of the Apostolic Palace. After a brawl in the cafeteria, and an unfortunate cassock mix-up, the Pope’s six-month anniversary is fast approaching… and three Cardinals are on a mission to find the perfect gift. No cassocks, no protocol, just three very suspicious men in witness-protection-chic sunglasses. Unsupervised. Welcome to… The Real Housewives of Vatican City.
The Real Housewives of Vatican City: Episode Three - The Blessed Bargain Hunt
Episode Four – The Last Supper (Extended Cut)
Six months ago, the white smoke rose. And now, the tension does too. The Vatican’s most unhinged are gathered for a dinner party so cursed, even the saints would RSVP no. They celebrate, sip the most expensive wines, feast on the finest cuisine, and by God… they argue. Welcome to The Real Housewives of Vatican City.
am i also up to my tits in the next exorcist case, hunting for a job, planning a roadtrip in another country, crate training my semi-feral kittens, and trying to catch up on gardening? yes, yes i am (send help)
