#rhode pjo

As the two men ("I think you mean boys. You guys are always going to be icky boys!" "Shut up, Rhode!" "Ugh! I'm trying to make you pretty now stop moving!" "NO!")

Anyway, as the two men of the family, Father not included, Percy and Triton had to suffer their sisters' antics—playing house.

Sometimes it would get boring, but they got to play fight twice every week. So it was okay.

Sadly, it all went downhill when Rhode saw Helios with his obnoxious golden locks in braids. Percy didn't get it, but Triton says Helios is a ponce and Triton is always right.

One thing led to another and now Percy is bald and screaming for Mama, Kym is cackling, Triton is yelling while Rhode and Benty are trying to fix this if Triton would just stop shrieking!

"Triton, stop screaming at us! Can't you see you're only making things worse?!"

"I'm making things worse? Me? PERCY IS BALD BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"MAMAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Percy, please stop crying. Please! I promise I'll do whatever you want if you'd just stop crying!"

"WANT MAMA!"

"It's just hair! It'll grow back!"

"BEFORE DINNER?!"

"I swear by Father I've got a spell to fix this somewhere..."

"Miss little perfect is going to get it! I can't wait!"