sluRRED WORDS
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
"J a k e  Peralta. Peraaaaaaaaalta. Per. Al. Ta. It rhymes with Ta-da !                    —— Right ? Jake Perrrralta. Let me suramiz… sur… sum !!Su-mma-rize Jake Peralta in a few words. If I made a Peralta scrapbook, it would be messy. With lots of Die Hard quotes… gummy bears… shoelaces… really cofor- colorful paper…       Lots of stupid stuff. Like his stupid face.             But stupid in a nice way, you know ?  Like a puppy. Except I’m agelric - allergic ! What is wrong with my mouth ? My tongue feels funny. Allergic to puppies. And I’m not allergic to Peralta. That would be inconvenient.      ——— Hey ! I said that right.”Â
