#reverse timeline

Finally a place we can start. 🌅

Parallel timelines meeting in the middle. Tracking Ilya and Shane from the end credits back to the beginning, until they finally find their sunrise at the cottage.

Oh… Oh my. XD Uh… let’s see…

Take all of what I say here with caution. The skeltons did have a very different life in the Reverse Timeline and me and @namekian-maoh haven’t spoken about all the details yet so some things might not become “canon” (or @namekian-maoh could have different opinions on all of this XD)

Also, as with the flames: the skeletons answer these questions so they could lie (or not know the answer themselves XD).

Sans “The punny dad”

Likes: SCIENCE!, Ketchup, sleeping-in

Dislikes: nightmares, his bros being sad, exercising

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Have a doing SCIENCE! (or laying with Pyru on Napsterblook’s floor and feeling like trash.)

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

Sunscreen, I don’t have the skin to tan that well ;)

What are your turn-ons?

[Sans stares at you with his eyes being black voids. You feel your sins crawl on your back.] … puns.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A scientist. Kinda like dad. But uh… not quite the same.

What’s your favorite move genre?

Sci-fi but only the GOOD stuff. Star Trek all the way! [you hear a voice screaming “STAR WAS IS SUPERIOR” in the background. Sans shouts back “NEVER!”]

What’s your ideal date?

Uhhh… [Sans seems very flustered] uhm… maybe… going to eat somewhere? Holding hands? … telling puns to each other?

What do you never leave home without?

The whoopy cushion. It’s a classic.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

Honestly? I STILL wonder how Toby gets around, that dog puzzles me.

Papyrus “The greatest dad”

Likes: Cooking, running around while shouting positive things, sexy robots action figures

Dislikes: his brothers being sad, chaos, laziness

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Spending the night with my many friends, bathing in a shower of kisses!

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

Sunglasses. Everybody knows that you can’t be a cool dude on an island without sunglasses and I AM a cool dude. [You hear Sans in the background “the coolest, bro.”

What are your turn-ons?

[Sans stares at you with his eyes being black voids. You feel your sins crawl on your back. Again. Stronger.] Excuse me but I do not understand your questions? A skeleton needs no turning. I am always on. [Sans is staring more at you.] 

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A respected member of the royal guard! Or a respected healer! Or both.

What’s your favorite move genre?

Everything with Mettaton. Wait… is Mettaton a genre? It SHOULD be… right?

What’s your ideal date?

A perfect date? Well first we would take a very romantic walk in the forest, cherry blooms around us while we talk about our inner-most feelings. Then we would battle a giant robot together and transform into our super magic forms! And in the end we would get home and make my famous spaghetti! with glitter! Just like in the animes!

What do you never leave home without?

My emergency kit for dates: special clothes, a gift of spaghetti, my phone so we can take cute selfies together… one can never be prepared enough!

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

I just hope that our flames grow up all healthy with being in Snowdin…

Suny “The sensational dad”

Likes: SPORTS!, Sweets, his brothers

Dislikes: sadness, sugar-crashes, being sick

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Go on a date. Or maybe some dancing.

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

A boat so I can row back home.

What are your turn-ons?

Nice people. Also… [Pyru crashes into the interview and holds Suny’s mouth shut while glaring at you. Guess you won’t get any answers here. Suny seems to be pouting. You can hear something muffled sounding like “I am in my twenties, Pyru, you are being silly!”]

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A member of the royal guard!

What’s your favorite move genre?

Everything! Mettaton is cool but I like romantic comedy and action. But horror can be funny too sometimes.

What’s your ideal date?

Going dancing together, having a good time, maybe eating out too… depends.

What do you never leave home without?

My dating manual.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

It’s totally unfair that Undyne didn’t let me join the royal guard.

Pyru “The lazy dad”

Likes: Music, honey (and bees), warm hoodies

Dislikes: nightmares, his bros being sad, Suny’s dates

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Making music with Napsterblook. Or having a family evening with Saz and Parz.

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

Eh, dunno. I can just teleport off of it.

What are your turn-ons?

… why are you even ASKING this??? [Saz shouts from the background “Maid-costumes!” Pyru shouts back “No I don’t and shut up!”]

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Dunno. Somebody who is like… alive?

What’s your favorite move genre?

Sci-fi mostly but I like music stuff too.

What’s your ideal date?

We go and see bees together. [Sans tries to make a pun about dating and bees in the background and fails.]

What do you never leave home without?

My headphones and my smokes.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

I dunno why but I kinda feel weird and something is really not right but I can’t put my fingers on it…

Saz “The sleepy dad”

Likes: History, mustard, sleeping in a cuddle pile

Dislikes: nightmares, Parz being disappointed, falling asleep when it’s important

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Fall the fuck asleep early. Or binging history documentaries together with Pyru and Parz. Sometimes they are the coolest.

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

Sans or Pyru because they can teleport. I sure as hell don’t want to be on an island… wait, do you mean like, an island overground?

What are your turn-ons?

[Saz shrugs at you] Dunno. All people I dated were pretty different from each other.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A good brother.

What’s your favorite move genre?

History stuff but only the well researched one. [Pyru leans in and grins. “He also likes romance.” Saz shoves him away “No!”]

What’s your ideal date?

Going out, having a good time, maybe a drink or two, spending the evening cuddling on the couch.

What do you never leave home without?

spare golden tooth. You won’t believe how often I needed one.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…

What would have happened if Sans haven’t found our boys… Also I wonder how far human development has come overground.

Parz “The Edgy McMyChemical Romance dad”

Likes: order, quiet, baking

Dislikes: Saz having nightmares, Suny having sugar rushes, people not treating his brothers (and now flame-sons) with the utter-most-respect

On a friday night you are most likely to…

Going over my exercise program. Also maybe watching some TV together with my brothers.

If you had to take one thing to take with you on an island what would it be?

I won’t be on any islands. But I guess a phone would be good or something else to call help.

What are your turn-ons?

[Parz glares at you. Saz makes the “abort” motion with his hands in the background].

What did you want to be when you grew up?

A respected member of the royal guard. Also maybe king.

What’s your favorite move genre?

Mettaton is alright.

What’s your ideal date?

[Parz gets a tiny bit of a red blush on him before pulling out a dating manual] The scenario on page 35 is sounding ideal.

What do you never leave home without?

My battle body.

I spend a lot of time thinking about…