Unexpected
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Darcy was doing the terrible chore of cleaning up after lunch. Jane had done her best to destroy the kitchen with her cooking until Thor showed up and helped her out. He was a pretty good cook, who knew? Anyways, since she didn't have to cook it was her job to clean up. She sighed softly and turned on some tunes to help the work go by faster.
Her back was turned to the balcony so obviously when she heard that noise that heralded the bifrost she turned around to peer outside, really hoping that it was someone friendly. Or ungodified so she could tase them and then get Thor. Whipping her hands off she wandered over towards the sliding glass door and peered out. Well, this guy looked like he was from Asgard. "Oh for fucks sake, are there any of you guys that aren't stupidly attractive?" She asked opening the door, "You are from Asgard right?"
Never let it be said that she always lacked common sense.











