#retro gamming

The girls are huddled around Konata’s old N64, tangled controller wires everywhere. On-screen: GoldenEye 007 multiplayer.

Kagami: "Wow, this thing still works?"

Konata: (grinning) "Of course. I preserve all my artifacts. Like a goblin."

Tsukasa: "I’ve never played this one! Is it like Splatoon?"

Kagami: "Not even a little."

Konata: "Alright, classic mode: License to Kill, Slappers Only—wait no, let’s do Timed Mines on Complex."

Kagami: (grimacing) "Ugh. You always do this. Why not just play proximity mines and seal every door while you're at it?"

Konata: (already setting traps) "Shh. Let me work."