Ok im bored so im gonna tell yâall about milkman man
âIt's my pleasure! ââ Milkman ManÂ
Milkman Man is a DC villain made by Steve Orlando and Gerard Way that first debuted in JLA/Doom Patrol Special Vol 1.1 âMilk Warsâ as part of a crossover between Young Animal and the main DC productions.
Milkman Man has probably the most surreal backstory because:
He was created when Casey Brinke and Terry None, two women who âDonât Existâ, kissed
taken by a Hyperuniversal Pataphisycal corporation called Retconn, which changes and manipulates stories to sell, fused him with the superman archetype to become an agent of complete universal control
he was part of a series of comics about the previously mentioned Retconn twisted the narrative of the universe and subdue all those who threatened his plan. For example:
Wonder women became a housewife with an emotional disorder with a constant manifestation of her emotions in the form of a shapeshifting superhero called Shade
Batman became a priest with a buch of churchbois wearing robin costumes
and then Retconn was about to sell the entire DC universe to some multiuniversal trader before our heros, who were freed from their come to the rescue, then realizing that they have no chance, they try to reset the fucking contunuity, until a buff reality bender named Flex Mentallo, stopped him.