#rest posts shit

Taken from Gaku Kuze's Twitter, though I've edited out the speech bubbles

[Image ID: On the left, Uramichi Omota is wearing a black V-neck shirt and grey sweatpants with the band of his boxers exposed. He's wiping sweat off his face, lifting up his shirt and exposing his abs.

Jason Todd who looks in the mirror and still sees himself as that scrawny kid from Crime Alley, most definitely not the 6'0" and 225 pound wall of muscle that others see him as.

Of course he knows it when he's on patrol—he's in the zone as the Red Hood—and uses his size to his advantage.

But off duty? This motherfucker forgets that he should be ordering an XL in shirts—if not an XXL—to accommodate his size. He does his best to hide his offense when Alfred drops off new clothes.

And when he shows up in casual wear to the manor? It looks like Jason just came back from a shopping spree at Baby Gap. The hem of his shirt barely hits his hips, and when he stretches, it looks like he's wearing a damn crop top.

Don't get him started on when he's feeling affectionate either—it's a rare moment when Jason's in the mood to cuddle. He thinks his family is being dramatic when they bitch and moan about how heavy he is when he lays on them. "Good fucking god, Jason, you're crushing us!" is said with exaggeration and theatrics rather than truth.

Essentially Jason sees himself as this dog:

Unfortunately I did 😈

Like this isn't Mr. Spanky in human form?!