#responsible af

honestly i’ve always kind of wondered how the fuck the world’s greatest detective left a kid at a boy’s home that was actually a crime front abusing their young charges and didn’t... realize it...

Being an adult means that you can eat peppermint bark instead of brushing your teeth.

it's 8am, i just came home from the club and i have to go to work in two hours...

Replaced all our light bulbs with LEDs because we're fuckin adults who save hella money

Things I need to do: so much homework Things I just did: made my cat an instagram

Steven is adorable because he follows the rules even if he doesn’t want to because it’s the right thing to do and it reminds me of the time I worked in an amusement park and I was operating a ride and these two little girls came on and the younger one wanted to ride the ride but the slightly older one said “No, c’mon, we can’t because we’re not tall enough yet.” And these two little tiny girls walked away in such a heart-warming display of innocence. I would’ve let them ride anyways, but they were gone in a flash and I just smiled that some kids actually follow rules still.

today was my bday but i spent the whole time studying for test tmo