are tommy and harry tuned in to the world cup??
oh, they’re LOCKED IN! yesterday’s draw was hard for harry, especially as tom kept referring to ghana as ‘the gold coast’—but progress came when the stars aligned and neurons networked and tom finally comprehended what offside is!
as for me, it’s so sad to watch them yearn, because 🖤❤️💛 it’s high time for a certain team’s fifth star 💫 sorry england












