#request anytime

In Character

Requested: @333fairies

Warning: I am not sure what to call this? I’ll say fluff??

(Hey there! So, I hope I made this to your liking and hopefully you like it! I’m not sure of this fic so please give feedback and tell me if I messed something up. Also this is based on a Johnathan Ross interview I saw with him and Sacha/Borat. Anyways enjoy!)

You had been at this talk show for only 5 minutes. Literally nothing could screw this up. It was probably the best yet funniest talk show you had been on. It was great. The questions, Johnathan Ross, and the audience were amazing. The questions were your favorite because not only did Johnathan ask question but so did the audience. Some of the audience were younger people in their early, early twenties but that was ok because they had very good questions that actually got you thinking. Like now you had just answered a funny question with a even funnier answer. The host points to another man in the audience. "Hi! I am such a big fan, I would just like to ask. Are you single?" You chuckle and blush a small bit "Well to answer your question, no I am not single. I am in a relationship with a man by the name of Sacha?" The audience gasps "Yes I mean Sacha Baron Cohen for those who are wondering." "For how long?" Johnathan asks. You think for a hot second trying to get as close to the real amount as you could "Almost 2 years so far." The host nods his head "Congratulations!" You smile and thank him "Where is he right now?" "Oh he's back home, actually." He nods and looks at his cards "Well y/n we have a special guest here with us tonight. I hope you don't mind?" "Of course not!" "Good because he came all the way over here from Kazakhstan." When he says that its like a truck hit you. You've heard of that place before. It rung so many bells in your head but where have you heard that before? You give a shocked/confused face and Johnathan try's to hide his smile "Ladies and gentlemen please help me welcome, Borat!" He says as he stands. You look behind you, the audience cheers and applauds, then right as you stand you see Sacha come out, but it wasn't Sacha. Borat was walking over to you both with his thumbs up and a big smile plastered on his face. He comes up to Johnathan and kisses both sides of his cheeks before kneeling down and kisses his crotch. This freaks you and Johnathan out. "Woah, woah what are you doing!?" "I am giving you great honor?" He says before looking over to you. He smiles real big and shakes your hand before kissing both sides of your cheeks. He then kisses your lips "That is giving great honor to woman." He says as he sits down "You have couch, very nice!" He says nodding. You all sit down. You knew this was Sacha but you had never seen him in character before and it honestly made you feel a certain way.

Hello :) its me again 😂 i wanted to ask for another ship with Halo(if you do ships with them) please? 😍💕

I can totally do one with you and Halo! (Btw, you’re super cute💕💕) I’m always open for more ships if you wanna request more! ^^

I ship  you with.. Ooon!

So sorry for taking so long! I’ll still answer asks for Headcanons I have for Frostiron Aus. Feel free to keep requesting!

1.  Tony is not above using his tail to slap people. 

2. Loki is very protective of Tony when he transitions into a human because he has spent a lot longer as a mermaid than Tony and has seen what humans do to things they don’t understand. So, when Tony goes exploring as a human Loki is always with him. 

3. Loki HATES his tail being touched. The only one who can touch it is Tony. 

4. Tony one time almost murdered a human who saw Loki in his mermaid form and DARED flirt with Loki. Loki, of course, knew Tony was getting jealous and let the dull human flirt because he knew when Tony got possessive the sexy times that ensued were fantastic. Plus Tony had gotten hit on by another mermaid a few days before and didn’t do anything about it (he thought it was harmless flirting) and Loki all but growled at the other mermaid and threatened to tear them apart. So, letting the human flirt was fine. 

5. Fandrall was once entered into a competition for the most beautiful tail (his really is stunning) and was projected to win, but Tony put in Loki’s name as well and Loki won (his tail is drop dead gorgeous) and Loki got so mad at Tony for entering him into a stupid meaningless competition like that, right up until he realized he could hold it over Fandrall’s head. Then he liked it. He treasured the smug look from Fandrall’s face dropping off. Loki also vows to put Tony’s name in next year. Both for payback and to convince his lover that he is bloody gorgeous too.