#reques

Ah, yes

The next big step in any relationship

Moving in together

Needless to say you were overjoyed when he suggested it

The thought of waking up to your man every morning

In a home all your own

With a cute garden

And your names on the deed

Was magical

Unfortunately, neither of you had the cash or the credit score to secure yourselves a house

At least, not for a while

And there was no way you were spending another minute with your awful roommates

So you decided to just stay in the Shady House with him and the rest of team skull

Until you two could scrounge up enough money to buy your own place

It also meant you could wake up to him every day, which is a dream

Surprisingly, it’s not as chaotic as you originally thought it would be

A lot of the grunts have settled down into certain roles and routines

So there’s way less noise and mess

Sure, occasionally someone gets their mitts on a megaphone at 4am

Or a new (usually crude) piece of graffiti might show up on the walls

But other than that, it’s actually quite relaxed and pleasant

Everyone has this kind of mutual respect and understanding for each other

It’s super wholesome

Guzma’s gotten a lot neater since you moved in

It started off mostly as a means to impress you

But it kinda became a habit, so he absentmindedly keeps it up

Plumeria loves having you around

Finally, someone else with a braincell

You take on a similar role to her

Like another mom to the grunts

And of course, they all end up loving you

They used to call Guzma a simp for that

Who’s laughing now?

Spoilers, it’s ya boi

So, Guzma used to live mostly off takeout and microwave meals

He can cook simple dishes, but he’s so lazy

Though when you move in, he puts in effort to cook more

What’s a better incentive than making his baby smile?

When you can, you like to join him in the kitchen

Usually it’s just for the two of you, but sometimes you might make a big pot of food for everyone

Like a chilli, soup or lasagne

In the summer, you guys do epic barbecues

With an ice cream sundae station of course

Guzma gets the pool fixed up so yall can go for a splash

And there are many water fights

You love the grunts very much

They’re so precious

They even gave up a random room in the house so you would have a quiet little office to work in

But sometimes they get in the way of your private time with Guzma

Like one would barge into your room while you were half-naked and making out

They intended on telling you something cool, but then they became much more focused on screaming

Or

You and Guz would sit down on the couch to cuddle and watch a movie

And a grunt would squeeze in between you two, happily yapping about their day like a yamper

Totally oblivious about how they just ruined your night in

You can’t get too mad, they’re practically your children now

Your adorable, annoying, mostly adult children

And you love living with them, and their superhot dad

And Plumeria most of all

She’s awesome