初恋は負け確 (Hatsukoi wa Makekaku) / First Love is a Sure-Loss English Translation
feat. Arisu Maria (CV: Ueda Reina)
T/N: this was sooo fun to translate, the song is now a bug in my head i love it a lot. thank you maria-chan you have done us a great service. where is my kuromari. includes dialogue bits!
恋愛はしたくないの (renai wa shitakunai no)
勉強みたいに報われないし (benkyou mitai ni mukuwarenai shi)
可愛いとか苦手 (kawaii toka nigate)
なのになのに君が (nanoni nanoni kimi ga)
I don't want to fall in love
It's all fruitless, unlike studying
Acting cute just isn't my thing
And yet still, you…
真面目過ぎと言われ (majimesugi to iware)
男子にはいじられ (danshi ni wa ijirare)
都合よく任される (tsugou yoku makasareru)
クラスの仕事 (kurasu no shigoto)
授業はうわの空 (jugyou wa uwanosora)
チャラついてるくせに (chara tsuiteru kuse ni)
まぶしくて優しくて (mabushikute yasashikute)
勝手にライバル視 (katte ni raibaru shi)
They say I'm too uptight
Boys like to make fun of me
Fortunately, I'm trusted with
all the work in our class
I found myself distracted from class
Though you're such a flashy guy*
You're radiant and kind-hearted
I've come to view you as my rival
女の子扱い！？(onnanoko atsukai!?)
なんで！？なにが狙い！？(nande!? nani ga nerai!?)
耐性ないから！(taisei naikara!)
好きになっちゃうから！！(suki ni nacchau kara!!)
You see me as a girl!?
Why!? What's your goal here!?
I can't handle this!
I could end up falling for you!!
負けじゃん 恋までしちゃったら (make jan koi made shichattara)
血圧上がり↑成績爆下がり↓ (ketsuatsu agari ↑ seiseki bakusagari ↓)
関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen)
絶対恋はしないー！はずです･･･。(zettai koi wa shinai! hazu desu...)
結構モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni)
私ばっか優しくしないで (watashi bakka yasashiku shinaide)
被害は拡大中！(higai wa kakudai chuu!)
絶対恋はしないー！はずです！！(zettai koi wa shinai! hazu desu!)
I lose if I fall in love
Blood pressure on the rise ↑ Grades going under ↓
Our relationship is like parallel lines**
I definitely won't fall in love! Surely…
Even if you're so popular,
don't be so nice to me only
The damage is getting worse!
I definitely won't fall in love! For sure!
究極あの子にだけは (kyuukyoku ano ko ni dake wa)
バレませんようにって (baremasen you ni tte)
誤魔化した その矢先 (gomakashita sono yasaki)
ニヤけられてる･･･ (niya kerareteru...)
胸落ち着かなくて (mune ochitsukanakute)
悪いことしたみたい (warui koto shita mitai)
邪魔されて腹立てて (jama sarete haratatete)
まるで小学生 (marude shougakusei)
Ultimately, I just hope that girl
won't figure it all out
Just as I was trying to hide it,
she started grinning at me
My heart won't stop racing
It feels like I did something wrong
Getting annoyed when someone's in the way,
like an elementary school kid
Being seen as a girl
got me so excited
Don't call me naive!
I'm just a stickler for rules, you know!
負けじゃん 恋までしちゃったわ (makejan koi made shichatta wa)
女子力上がり↑睡眠質下がり↓ (joshi ryoku agari ↑ suiminshitsu sagari ↓)
関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen)
か弱い振りもしなきゃ ダメかも･･･ (kayowai furi mo shinakya dame kamo...)
結構モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni)
私のこと面白がらないで (watashi no koto omoshirogaranaide)
ほらあの子の視線 (hora ano ko no shisen)
気がない振りもしなきゃ！無理かも！！(ki ga nai furi mo shinakya! muri kamo!!)
I lost, I ended up falling in love
Girl power on the rise ↑ Sleep quality going under↓
Our relationship is like parallel lines**
Maybe I should act delicate? No, that won't work…
Even if you're so popular,
don't go and make fun of me
See, that girl's gaze is on us
I have to act like I'm uninterested! This is impossible!!
スカートの長さとか (sukaato no naga sa toka)
体重だとか (taijuu da toka)
気にしちゃうこと増えて (ki ni shichau koto fuete)
恥ずかしいな (hazukashii na)
Things like the length of my skirt,
what I weigh, and stuff like that
I find myself worrying about so many things
It's so embarrassing
勝ちじゃん！恋知れたんだし！(kachijan! koi shireta ndashi!)
関係だけは平行線 (kankei dake wa heikousen)
結婚モテてる癖に (kekkou moteteru kuse ni)
私ばっか優しくしないで (watashi bakka yasashiku shinaide)
被害は拡大中！(higai wa kakudai chuu!)
絶対恋はしない！？無理です！！(zettai koi wa shinai!? muridesu!!)
I win! I learned what love's like!
Our relationship is like parallel lines**
Even if you're so popular,
don't be so nice to me only
The damage is getting worse!
This is definitely not love, right!? It's impossible!***
*the word she uses to describe him here is チャラ (chara) or more often said as チャラ男 (chara-o). it's a negative descriptor used to describe guys with flashy hair colors, who often hit on girls. popularized by comedian fujimori shingo. in unrelated news, maria did not have to call him that, it's not his fault he was born with bright anime blonde.
** basically that they're only stuck side-by-side, never intersecting. you could even say they're 10 centimeters apart—
*** the final line is her saying reo definitely doesn't like her. said every shoujo protagonist ever
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