yeah, i’m enjoying it :)

you have health???? oh is it like % thing?

“Is that...wait... Wait, there in the bay. That! Wait, it is! Oh no! Oh god no, the Filth is in the canal! It’s gotten out...? Of Kaidan? Oh god. Oh god oh god--oh. Wait, just an old bin bag or something. Litterbugs...going to give me a stroke, I say...”

Wynne

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Let’s not

brotp: Leliana, I guess?

general opinions: In contrast to what I said about Isabela, I used to like Wynne more than I do now. I still like her, but it’s become clearer that she’s unwilling to budge on what she perceives as right. I know she’ll eventually apologize for what she said about my Loma and Zevran, but will she understand why it was such a hurtful thing to say?

Velanna

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Sigrun...strongly considering adding her to the big pile I’ve got with Hervor, Sigrun, and Nate...even though I’m not especially fond of just her and Nate.

brotp: Hervor...might be interesting to see how she’d get along with Merrill. She needs to be surrounded by kindness and understanding.

general opinions: Everyone always says Merrill should replace Morrigan as the ~elven lore expert~, and I get that, but I wish people wouldn’t forget Velanna. It was just as important to her. I hate that fandom and Bioware is so quick to forget her. I hate not knowing what becomes of her and her sister.  

Cassandra

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Vivienne, Blackwall, Josephine, Inquisitor...the next one I make will be romancing her. Looking forward to it! 

brotp: Dorian, really wish she actually interacted with Hawke

general opinions: I do love Cassandra, although part of it is tainted by the fact that she gets more love than Ashley did, even though there’s a lot of similarities. Also by the fact that Sebastian gets criticized for every little thing, while she--every bit as faithful as he--seems to pass fandom’s radar, even though she also does some insensitive things.

blog rate: /10

god but isn’t he tho. im very vain im in love w/ my own sole survivor omg

Glory - Slytherin. I mean, she was the closest thing to Death Eater that you can get in Shadowrun. But unlike Snape, she actually has a redemption arc.

Dietrich - With a totem motto of “Punch the biggest thing you can find!”, obviously, Gryffindor.

Blitz - ugh, a hard one. Okay, I’m gonna go with Slytherin, because of narcissism and false sense of supremacy.

Eiger - This is what hardcore Hufflepuff looks like. Loyalty, hard-working and chain of command, motherfucker.  

Gobbet - aaaaah, Slytherin?? Cunning (survival at any cost) and personal ambition.

Duncan - Hufflepuff. Obviously. 

Isobel - Ravenclaw. Have you heard how she talks about tech?

Racter - ehhhhh. Technically, the boy is a scientist. Practically, he wants to change the human race into his own image and is absolutely delusional about evolution works. That’s like Voldemort territory right here, down to already created horcrux. Slytherin.