#remstache

This is an old ask for an art request but it gave me an idea for a fic SOOO...

-Don’t Miss-

The Duke eyed Wilford mischievously from around the corner of the living room door and giggled quietly. Of course, Wil had heard Remus’s movements but with a smirk, he simply sat where he was and continued watching t.v. like he hadn’t. 

Remus wasn’t planning to hurt Wilford quite obviously. No, it was the opposite. Remus had prepared a messily made pillow fort of neon green, black, and pastel pink pillows and blankets and intended to get Wilford into it. 

But Remus, being Remus, wasn’t going to just walk up to Wilford and ask him. It was clearly boring for the both of them. There wasn’t much fun in simply asking a question and a quiet walk back to the bedroom. The two tried to find ways to make the task as interesting in their definition as possible. 

That being said, and being the much taller of the two, Remus just planned to take Wil and throw him onto the bed. 

With a short chuckle, he lunged at Wilford with a shriek and brought him into his arms. All the while, Wil just laughed along with several playful protests and Remus made an effort to run as fast as he could back to his room. Once he was at the door, he suddenly stopped and an evil grin grew onto his face. Wilford eyed The Duke with a raised brown. 

“Remus, whatcha planning there?” Wilford cradled his arms around Remus’s neck, anticipating what would happen next. 

Remus bent his knees and eyed the bed, taking three large steps forward. 

“Let’s hope I don’t miss!” 

“Wha-”

With that, Remus threw Wil onto the bed with full force. Wil nearly fell off the other side of the bed, but he made it nonetheless. 

“We’re gonna watch a movie!” 

- What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions?

1. Weapons of course! Only the best for each other :D Why, wouldn’t it just be lovely to find a set of new pistols on the end of your bed for your birthday wrapped tight with a pink bow signed that it’s from Remus? Or a new crossbow with poison tipped arrows covered in green glitter hanging from the newly installed rack on the wall by Wilford?

2. They’d probably do it for each other’s birthdays I’m sure. Remus might do it more often when he comes up with a new random ideas for weapons. He’ll just be like “Hey Wilford, you wanna try this new weapon I thought of out? If you like it, you can have it :}D”

Wilford might do it on more special occasions like birthdays, Christmas, or an anniversary if you wanna sa they’re married XD