#remhazel

“Estra you idiot! You don’t fucking know? It’s all over the gossips! She’s marrying that fucking darkspawn of Hansen. I thought if she would have told anyone it would have you. You’re always together.” 

“Wait are you serious?” 

“You didn’t tell us that Fin! I thought it was just some actor.” 

“Yeah well turns out that asshole used a stage name. Fuck, she probably just wants to make her dad mad.” 

“There’s actually more to it than that.” 

“Well then fucking enlighten us would you Olin? We’re supposed to protect our people and she is part of our fucking people. They’re probably going to use this as some loophole to take everything we’ve gained since we fucking came here. How can we stand by and let this shit happen?”   

“Because it’s probably what she wants. You know if she didn’t, she wouldn’t be doing that shit.” 

“Hey there you are! We were thinking we’d bring out my dad’s good stuff but we didn’t want to start without you. Where you been?” 

“Oh you know, smoked a couple of rolls, probably just got lost in thought.” 

“Fuck man you could have at least shared that shit.” 

“What Ollie share? Asshole doesn’t share anything, didn’t tell us when he was going to move until the last fucking minute, takes off without warning all the fucking time, and now he didn’t bother to tell us one of our best friends is getting married. What the fuck Olin, are we family or are we not?” 

“You sons of bitches...” 

“Hello to you too Hazel...” 

“So last I heard there was one reason all you all were together and I don’t believe that reason was to go fucking clubbing. You selfish assholes, you mother is fucking dying and you’re going dancing?” 

"We’re just like.. really sad okay? Can’t we try to lighten the load a little with large amounts of throat burning liquids?”